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WHATEVER ABOUT THE towering boxsets, the barely-thumbed-through tomes you picked up in the previous year, and the cinema releases you’ve yet to catch up with on DVD, get ready for a new onslaught of cultural experiences in 2014.
To help you make your way through what’s coming down the line, we’ve handpicked some choices for you, based on your tastes last year.
If you watched Borgen (or The Killing)… then you’ll watch The Bridge in 2014
(Nimbus Film/YouTube)
If you loved Girls… then you’ll want to watch Orange is the New Black in 2014
(Netflix/YouTube)
If you miss Breaking Bad… then start watching True Detective in 2014
(TVSeriesPreviews/YouTube)
If you loved Love/Hate… watch Amber in 2014
(BeyondHomeEntertain/YouTube)
If you loved In A World… then you’ll love The Grand Budapest Hotel in 2014
(FoxSearchlight/YouTube)
If you hated Django Unchained… then you’ll prefer 12 Years A Slave in 2014
(JoBlo.com/YouTube)
If you loved Blue Jasmine … then you’ll enjoy Inside Llewyn Davis in 2014
(ENTV/YouTube)
If you listened to Hozier… then you’ll want to hear The Gloaming in 2014
(Samuel Bishop/YouTube)
If you got tired of Miley Cyrus… then you’ll love Charli XCX in 2014
(officialcharlixcx/YouTube)
If you loved Villagers… then listen to James Vincent McMorrow in 2014
(jamesvmcmorrow/YouTube)
If you read Alex Ferguson's autobiography... then read Elk Stopped Play by Charlie Connelly in 2014
If you couldn't put down The Spinning Heart... then pick up From Out of the City by John Kelly in 2014
If you re-read For Whom the Bell Tolls (or any Hemingway classic)... then grab Mrs Hemingway by Naomi Wood in 2014
What books, films, tv shows, albums or otherwise are you looking forward to in 2014? Tell us in the comments.
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Go on home to your sexy wives !
If the Swedish government need someone to go over to Sweden and have lots of sex with lots of sexy blonde Swedish women I’m game. Willing to do my bit to help the world.
I think Sweden might just have bigger fish to fry than Coitus right now…and for many years to come….
There is probably a lack of consensual sex going on in fairness.
But at least society isn’t too white anymore! Yucky Caucasians!
It’s funny I spend half the year surrounded by Approx 1,500 Swedes and none of them seem to think they have the issues you regularly highlight! Maybe living there they know something you don’t
Plenty of sex going on …if being held down in an ally and gang raped by 6 Muslims counts ??
We’re to busy having our coffee breaks (Fika) and judge people who earn more than us. And wish someone else would do something about it.
No sex please, we’re multicultural.
Multiculchies you mean?
Might have something to do with the fact that they’ve spent decades demonising traditionally “masculine” behaviour and possibly even broken the native Swedish men to the point were they’re probably afraid they might be considered a sex offender for daring to so much as even flirt with a woman. Meanwhile, they’ve imported an actual real life rape culture, let it run wild and free, and done everything in their power is done to cover this up. There seems to be plenty of sex happening in Sweden. It just isn’t consensual and Swedish men aren’t usually getting any.
Call me feminine again, and I swear I will hit you with my handbag. Behave.
If you’re talking about sex then you’re not getting any.
The imported enrichers are having loads of “sex”with local Swedish women
Sweden has broken their men , they are ladyboys now compared to their Viking heritage. Maybe their women are hoping to get some action from the new invaders?
So, does the Swedish government want to encourage its citizens to have more sex? if so, I wonder how they’ll go about that.
I’d imagine they’ll just do what our government do to us and f*(k them when they’re least expecting it.
Tax incentives.
No, it will be an excuse to add more migrants to their population?
Swedish Blondes having less sex!!! I think the country needs more Psychiatrists for the male population.
There just worried if they’ll be a minority in 40 years to come!
But their wives are so sexy.
Until they become your wife….
I actually find this incredibly sad men in Sweden now are probably afraid to talk to woman due to the radical feminist movement in that country. The one bright spot is there a new kind of men in Sweden now and believe me girls they wont take no for an answer
Swedes eh? Well, that’s a turnip for the book!
Radish-ing news, isn’t it? :o
I’m thinking of melons now after that…
Swede here! I’m not sure this article is entirely true. I have sex constantly.
I wish I wasn’t alone when i do, though. :/
I’m no sociologist but I think when electricity becomes available in a country the birth rate plummets 20 to 30 years later. Education and contraception are the main reasons but people sitting around watching television and on computers instead of having sex doesn’t help.
Tyrn off the Red Light probably has something to do with it.
And feminists.
If it’s a jailable offence to have paid for sex I’m not surprised nobody is taking a chance
Plenty are still doing it here…
In some countries of Western Europe there is too much sex and not enough babies born to maintain the population level. Some societies aren’t reproducing themselves and depend on continued immigration to keep the economy functioning. The Swedish Government should be taking a hard look at the birth rate.
Or bring in millions of migrants.
*Rolls up sleeves* Time to help our Swedish cousins…
Sex with cousins, yikes…
probably will end up lowering the age of consent to 5
Swedish women are getting desperate.
http://www.thelocal.se/userdata/images/article/w468/5ee82349658ce91f2c69734335eb2ff4b698810310eef04fae6b5de60a556684.jpg
Down with that sort of thing
They can’t see what they are doing in the winter, then there is the cold and in the summer they can’t do it in sunlight?
50 shades of Sweden?
have your say