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Weird Wide Web: Bare bottoms, emails from space and a selfie search engine

All of your essential tech and social media news for the week in one byte-sized portion.

WELCOME TO THE Weird Wide Web – where we take a look at the week’s best offerings in tech and social media news.

Smartphone news of the week

A number of major smartphone companies have committed to anti-theft measures for new devices. The feature will be offered at no costs to consumers and will be provided as a preloaded of downloadable tool. Well, isn’t that nice?

Selfie search engine of the week

Selfiexploratory lets you search for selfies based on details like the person’s location, age and whether they’re making a happy or angry face. We’re not exactly sure why the world needs this but we did get a few laughs out of it.

Space solution of the week

Google has bought a company which makes solar-powered drones saying it could help bring internet access to remote parts of the world…

Reaction app of the week

Sometimes, you wish you could see your friend’s face when they open a photo you just sent of you doing something ridiculous and now you can. This app gives the person receiving the message the option to show their reaction to it and it is then sent back to the original sender. We see a lot of naked bum pictures in this app’s future…

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History lesson of the week

The laptop used to send the first ever presidential email was put up for auction and Buzzfeed has the full story of how Bill Clinton sent the email to a Senator and astronaut who was in space at the time.

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    Mute Lar G Rection
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    Nov 7th 2013, 10:56 AM

    He can run if he wants but he wont get elected as everybody knows he is probably the most arrogant prat in the Dail, and that takes some doing.

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    Mute Dermot Ryan
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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:02 PM

    M.E.P.s are immune from prosecution in their own States !

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    Mute Peter_Artnold
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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:12 PM

    He would get elected comfortably and yes he is an arrogant prat but why why wouldn’t FG send Eamon Coughlan who is more likeable guy, is very capable and doesn’t leave a by-election.

    That might all be true but if your having to sit beside Hayes every day in the Dáil canteen sending him off to Europe might be a great option.

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    Mute feck'n voters
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    Nov 7th 2013, 1:23 PM

    Does Enda just want to ship him out for a while and then have a ultra conservative on the front bench once he looses the next election. Perhaps they just want to signal this so they can get the funding in. Ah yes, democracy where corporate political funding means that everyone’s voice is equally respected.

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    Mute Phil West
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    Nov 7th 2013, 10:57 AM

    I hope this arranant politican doesn’t stop running after Europe – I would be delighted if he had Afganistan in his sights.

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    Mute Ciaran Morgan
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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:33 AM

    Off you go brian, the European parliament needs more teachers.

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    Mute Dermot Ryan
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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:21 PM

    ex-teachers ; he’s a politician ……….

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    Mute Ciaran Morgan
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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:51 PM

    He’s a trained teacher. He has no qualifications for the job of TD, NONE!!

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    Mute Dermot Ryan
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    Nov 7th 2013, 2:01 PM

    agreed ciaran, but he is not a teacher he is currently employed by the state as a politician ; if he was a teacher he would be in a classroom ;
    How many politicians have a qualification for the job of lick-hole to Angela ; Brian Cowen had a degree in politics would you suggest we bring back Brian Cowen because he is qualified .
    Politics is about legislating within the legal constraints of the constitution ; it is also about honesty as the principle of honesty is the very foundation of law ; no honesty, no adherence to the constitution , no honesty then no right to collect taxes ;
    Honesty Ciaran ; he is not a teacher he is apolitician who qualified as a teacher went into the classroom and realised how gullible and trusting the irish people are by getting an insight into their thinking through reading their kids ; black cat, black mkitten ; that is why there are so many teachers inpolitics ; they realise how dtupid people really are ! its dispicable but that is the truth , a teacher who enters politics is an arrogant son of a b. the teachers who stay in the classroom are not …….

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    Mute Leonard Washington
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    Nov 7th 2013, 10:56 AM

    That’s what there all looking for a nice cushy job in Europe.

    Sellouts.

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    Mute Lee Jones
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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:10 AM

    correct leonard and he will not only get a dail pension but if elected he will get a mep pension not bad

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    Mute Michael Hegarty
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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:00 PM

    I really dont care how much it costs once he clears off over to Brussels. They can have him, we’ll ever tie a bow around his head to make him look nice! !

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    Mute Sean Hyland
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    Nov 7th 2013, 10:55 AM

    So Enda as commissioner and Hayes as MEP. Perfect. Pity the canon fodder in my constituency will vote for him.

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    Mute Enola Straight
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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:18 AM

    Who really gives a fcuk? Jumping from one gravy train to another.

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    Mute GatheringYourMoney13
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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:25 PM

    Run off somewhere
    Smug Pr1ck!

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    Mute Slow Harry
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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:16 AM

    I don’t really care if he runs or not but while your campaigning for an election I don’t believe he should receive his Dail salary.
    Similarly I didn’t think Micheal D and Norris should have been paid during the presidential campaign

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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:22 AM

    I don’t think that will bother him, he is still accruing a teachers pension even though he only did a handful of years in the job.

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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:03 PM

    Ah, sure that’s old hat now Brendan hasn’t Enda Kenny been doing the same for the best part of forty years.

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    Mute Peter_Artnold
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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:13 PM

    Din’t they do away with the double pension thing?

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    Mute Fintan O HEifernain
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    Nov 7th 2013, 2:54 PM

    They did, for new TDs. So Hayes and Kenny are safe. Similar to the changes in SW I guess, only applicable for new entrants. It is a particularly bad state of affairs with Mr. Kenny considering he’s been a TD since 1975 so he was 24 when elected. Basically he taught for a year or so at best and can claim a pension.. And then there’s Europe to look forward to after he jumps ship. The gravy train really does roll for some people I suppose.

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    Mute Gmurpi
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    Nov 7th 2013, 4:20 PM

    …….and what about your beloved SF TD’s are their professions all as questionable as Doherty’s ? Will they renounce their pension rights? Do they not claim expenses & nick ink cartridges ? SF double speak again!

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    Mute Eileen Moore
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    Nov 7th 2013, 9:12 PM

    No they just put more tax on our Health Insurance,they should all go

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    Mute Derek Gannon
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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:40 AM

    Brian Hayes Fine Gael spokesman for everything. . . . You can’t turn on the news on the TV or radio without hearing him or seeing him. . . . . Seems to have taken over from Leo

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    Mute Honeybee
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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:29 AM

    No decision here Brian you will not be re elected so start putting plans in place to collect MEP pension to subsidise your dail and senate pensions….oh ..and have you reminded us today that austerity works.

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    Mute Sean Collins
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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:49 AM

    When the ship is sinking the rats will leave it. Hayes is more of a weasel, how many of the labour rats will leave before the next election.

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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:50 PM

    A lot of Labour’s back-benchers and County Councillors, as well as FG’s, have already taken that leap of fate, over the side of the proverbial ship.

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    Mute moneymaid
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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:15 AM

    He’ll have to grow a brain cell & a back bone first!!

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    Nov 7th 2013, 11:35 AM

    Run rabbit quick quick the voters will hit you with there big big stick

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    Mute Sean Claffey
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    Nov 7th 2013, 1:07 PM

    Arrogant pr1ck

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    Mute Sean Baylon
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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:45 PM

    The man can’t see straight.. He can’t look anyone straight in the eye..

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    Mute big shmoke
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    Nov 7th 2013, 2:31 PM

    Yes Brian, please do go….

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    Mute Sean Baylon
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    Nov 7th 2013, 1:04 PM

    Please nobody vote for any of these party political hacks.. Send him back to the classroom.. Let him do a real job for a while and then see how much austerity works.. Please, everyone on this site, promote voting for anyone that isn’t in a political party for anything.. And anyone that just jumped ship to save their own skins.. A new political set up is needed and all these hacks need to be voted out.. Everyone get out and vote these hacks out..

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    Mute gerry campbell
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    Nov 7th 2013, 12:28 PM

    I’d say the Electorate will make his mind up for him, smart boy headin for the hills.

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    Mute Piotrek Król
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    Nov 7th 2013, 2:13 PM

    He should make a run for Europe alright…and stay there. Horrible creep.

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    Mute ChocSaltyBallz
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    Nov 7th 2013, 3:09 PM

    snake

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    Nov 8th 2013, 1:08 AM

    Harsh but fair. Not on him but snakes.

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    Mute Aidan Hickey
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    Nov 7th 2013, 5:34 PM

    He does f all for gis constituency in Tallaght

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    Mute John
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    Nov 7th 2013, 6:43 PM

    He’ll be a good riddance out of Tallaght.

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    Mute chateau nove de pope
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    Nov 7th 2013, 1:06 PM

    I think he’s gunner eyed too !!

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    Mute John Meade
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    Nov 7th 2013, 3:50 PM

    Useless muppet

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    Mute Niall Sheridan
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    Nov 7th 2013, 1:22 PM

    No Brian but many of us have! No will be your answer! Looking for a nice featherbed before being kicked out at the next election along with other rats deserting no doubt on time!!

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    Mute Go Tobann
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    Nov 7th 2013, 5:34 PM

    This guy really is a nasty pill.

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    Mute Seán Ryan
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    Nov 7th 2013, 7:07 PM

    Brian Hayes, everything politicians should not be. Good bye and make sure you pay your property tax before you go. Spanner

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    Mute Dave Byrne
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    Nov 7th 2013, 4:08 PM

    So we the Irish people could be sending two lions to Europe 1st one being inda the Cowardly lion(wizard of oz) and the 2nd one hayes as clarence the lion.

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    Mute CeciliaBrennan
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    Nov 16th 2013, 5:34 PM

    Just keep on running…….. as far away as possible!

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    Mute Tim Higgins
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    Nov 8th 2013, 8:14 AM

    He almost looks as slippery as Noonan.

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