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Check out this Dáil row between Charlie Haughey, Dick Spring and John Bruton in 1991

“Who wrote that rubbish?!”

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IF YOU THINK the rows in the Dáil these days are farcical then check out this one from over 20 years ago which hit new levels of rowdiness and pointlessness.

It’s May 1991 and Fianna Fáil and the Progressive Democrats are in coalition with Charlie Haughey as taoiseach. Opposition TDs wanted to discuss the contents of a World in Action programme broadcast the night before which had made a series of allegations in relation to the Irish beef industry.

But Ceann Comhairle Seán Treacy was having none of it prompting a fair bit of shouting from the opposition benches with Ruairí Quinn in particular very unhappy asking Treacy: ”Who wrote that rubbish?!”

Then the taoiseach stood up to try and quell the row before Labour leader Dick Spring tried to offer his party’s Dáil speaking time to talk about programme.

Haughey later said the procedures of the house should not be dictated to by “a television programme – the motives of which I have my gravest doubts”.

That didn’t go down well.

Fine Gael leader John Bruton then asked if the government would consider using its own time to call a debate. Haughey said this was amongst other things a “despicable suggestion”.

Then a short time later the government decided after all to devote some of its time the following day to debate the matter.

All’s well that ends well.

Read: Here’s what Seán Gallagher and Micheál Martin looked like when they had a bit more hair…

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    Mute shake n’ break
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    May 6th 2020, 11:00 AM

    “Primarily used in farming as a fertiliser”. No, no it isn’t.

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    Mute John Mc Donagh
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    May 6th 2020, 11:07 AM

    @shake n’ break: dead right it isn’t ——Makes me wonder what kind of a bo***x wrote that

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    Mute john doe
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    May 6th 2020, 11:08 AM

    @shake n’ break: what would it have been doing on a farm?

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    Mute Sean Fahey
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    May 6th 2020, 11:14 AM

    @john doe: Don’t ever buy your spuds off those lads John, while they’re putting liquid nitrogen in their tea to cool it down because the kettle boiled too hot, farmers use it to replenish nitrogen in the soil between harvests as it’s probably the single most important element in farming outside of H2O.

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    Mute Gavin Cronin
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    May 6th 2020, 11:15 AM
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    Mute Joe Toner
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    May 6th 2020, 11:19 AM

    @shake n’ break:
    The containers in the photo look like AI sperm sample tanks.

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    Mute Aidan Haughey
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    May 6th 2020, 11:20 AM

    @Gavin Cronin:

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    Mute JayK
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    May 6th 2020, 11:36 AM

    You fertilise with liquid nitrogen to grow frozen vegetables for the supermarket. Also give it to cows and they make ice cream.

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    Mute shake n’ break
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    May 6th 2020, 12:06 PM

    @Gavin Cronin: the stuff in your link is a solution that contains nitrates, like a liquid form of fertiliser. Liquid nitrogen is -200d/C and used to store semen and embryos on farms.

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    Mute James Lane
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    May 6th 2020, 10:15 PM

    @shake n’ break: As a fertiliser ??

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    Mute Peter Jo
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    May 6th 2020, 10:55 AM

    It’s a cold case

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    Mute Patrick Agnew
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    May 6th 2020, 10:58 AM

    @Peter Jo: it’s say whoever lost that stuff thinks you’re a real comedian mate

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    Mute The Ayurvedic
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    May 6th 2020, 11:15 AM

    @Peter Jo: bravo.

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    Mute Owen O'Murchú
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    May 6th 2020, 12:17 PM

    @Patrick Agnew: I bet you’re there life and soul of a party.

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    Mute Ciaran Farrelly
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    May 6th 2020, 12:30 PM

    @Patrick Agnew: I’d say you’re great craic to be out with down the local and have an amazing sense of humour. Lol

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    Mute Brian Stafford
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    May 6th 2020, 10:57 AM

    My god, they better be careful. That’s stuff would be friesian!

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    Mute John Considine
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    May 6th 2020, 11:00 AM

    I hope the thieves dip their Mickies in it.

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    Mute Ciarán Ó Dubhda
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    May 6th 2020, 11:02 AM

    Hope the see you next Tuesday’s get around in a circle and all edge in closer to have a good look at the container just as its being opened.

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    Mute Crocodylus Pontifex
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    May 6th 2020, 11:14 AM

    Put my finger in liquid nitrogen a few years back. It was extremely painful, wouldn’t recommend.

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    Mute D Mems
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    May 6th 2020, 11:45 AM

    @Crocodylus Pontifex: what inspired you to do that?

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    Mute Mel Finn
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    May 6th 2020, 11:45 AM

    @Crocodylus Pontifex: So did i…..THE WIFE

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    Mute Crocodylus Pontifex
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    May 6th 2020, 12:12 PM

    @D Mems: Ice cream was served over a bowl of the stuff. I was after a few glasses of wine, it was bubbling away. Had to try it.

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    Mute sean o'dhubhghaill
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    May 6th 2020, 11:12 AM

    Used as a. Fertiliser? Who writes this garbage?

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    Mute Gavin Cronin
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    May 6th 2020, 11:16 AM
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    Mute sean o'dhubhghaill
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    May 6th 2020, 11:26 AM

    @Gavin Cronin: Despite the headline that isn’t Liquid Nitrogen. It is a liquid nitrate fertiliser. A COMPLETELY different thing.

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    Mute sean o'dhubhghaill
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    May 6th 2020, 11:30 AM

    @Gavin Cronin: From your link: “Omex material is UAN (50% urea, 25% ammonium and 25% nitrate).”

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    Mute Martin
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    May 6th 2020, 12:45 PM

    @sean o’dhubhghaill: gavin is trying to look smart all over this comment section but is looking more like an idiot, the lad obviously skipped science in school!

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    Mute Chloë Johnson
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    May 6th 2020, 12:07 PM

    There is some confusion here. It seems to be an unfortunate name they have given to a convenient liquid fertiliser rich in nitrogen. It’s not liquid nitrogen that you’d have in a lab. Using liquid N2 wouldn’t make much sense as it would evaporate too quickly for nitrogen fixing bacteria to even notice it was there.

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    Mute Martin
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    May 6th 2020, 12:49 PM

    @Chloë Johnson: I still think you are confused! That picture is an insulated flask used for storing bull semen in straws which is filled with liquid nitrogen, which used to be the gas nitrogen, which has been distilled from plain old air!

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    Mute Chloë Johnson
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    May 6th 2020, 7:30 PM

    @Martin: using liq N2 for cooling samples makes a lot more sense than as a fertiliser! I was wracking my brains trying to understand why a farm would need it, thanks for clearing it up! But the article (and many comments) still seem to confuse a certain similarly named fertiliser with very very cold N2

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    Mute Chloë Johnson
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    May 6th 2020, 8:04 PM

    @Martin: maybe you went a bit far explaining liquid nitrogen to a chemist though

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    Mute Michael Patrick Newell
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    May 6th 2020, 11:41 AM

    Dr Evil and his henchmen stole it and he will now demand €1 million dollars in cold hard cash to have them returned mwhahaha

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    Mute Richie Cosgrove
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    May 6th 2020, 12:00 PM

    @Michael Patrick Newell: Log off, Michael. Thanks.

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    Mute Ray Fitzharris
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    May 6th 2020, 3:54 PM

    @Michael Patrick Newell:

    cash will do, he can cool and harden it himself ;)

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    Mute John Mulligan
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    May 6th 2020, 1:44 PM

    Don’t open them yokes in the livin van, mikey.

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    Mute Michael Reilly
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    May 6th 2020, 3:03 PM

    @John Mulligan: Halting site frozen over, Met Office perplexed.

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    Mute Sorcha Ní Shúilleabháin
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    May 6th 2020, 8:30 PM

    Since when was liquid nitrogen a commonly used fertiliser. Surely they’re for storing straws for AI?

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    Mute flamrock
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    May 6th 2020, 3:53 PM

    There looking for an over zelous AI man, with loads of cows.

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    Mute Fiach Moriarty
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    May 6th 2020, 2:42 PM

    Smoke and mirrors stuff

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