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QUIZ: How prepared for Christmas Day are you?

Is it time to start panicking yet?

CHRISTMAS DAY IS dawning. Are you totally prepared, or is it time to start panicking?

Or are you the Grinch who wants to steal Christmas?

Have you bought all your Christmas presents?
Yes. Oh yes.
I've a few left.

Do the shops open on Christmas Eve?
The avarice never ends!
Have you a turkey bought or ordered?
One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.
It's in the freezer/fridge as I speak.

You can buy turkeys in Tesco, right?
I got my mam to order one.
Where are you going for Christmas day?
I've it all worked out. My house, then my parents' house, then back home.
Do the trains run on Christmas Eve?

Evening, folks. Mind if I squeeze in?
It definitely won't be my gaff anyway.
When did you put up your Christmas tree?
8 December.
You can still buy trees in the shops, right?

A week ago - better late than never.
Don't you know you're not suppose to take things that don't belong to you?
What will you do if a family row over something stupid breaks out on Christmas Day?
Panic.
One will never break out on my watch.

I'm bringing my iPad and headphones just in case.
Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.
Have you your Christmas day outfit picked out?
Yes - picked it up in the January sales.
I'm going shopping this weekend.

You never answered my question about the shops being open.
Even if we're *horribly mangled*, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.
Prepared enough for a guest? Aunty Mary has just announced she's visiting you on Christmas Eve. You would...
Go into hiding. If we turn off all the lights in the house, she'll never know we're there.
Pop some homemade mince pies into the oven.

Think of a good excuse to make sure she only stays an hour.
Why, for year after year I've put up with it now.
What will you be doing on Christmas Eve?
Wrapping all of my presents, defrosting the turkey, ironing my outfit for tomorrow.
Enjoying some mulled wine with friends or family.

Wrapping a few presents before settling down to a movie.
Trying to steal Christmas.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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Perfect Angel
You've had your Christmas shopping done since October, haven't you. Anyway you can help out those less fortunate?
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Happy Elf
You're on track to get things sorted AND have time for a soft drink on Christmas Eve. Lovely.
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Bit of a turkey
You have very little done. Get to the local euro store, call in a few favours, and get it sorted.
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Grinch
You hate Christmas, don't you?
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    Mute TOP CAT
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    Jul 26th 2014, 5:12 PM

    My battery wouldn’t last long enough for me to do that…

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    Mute Peter Gavin
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    Jul 26th 2014, 7:05 PM

    Laughable how difficult it is to do on an iPhone. Sure just getting music on it in the first place is a trial in itself with all the iTunes and syncing shite. Android is just drag and drop

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    Jul 26th 2014, 7:20 PM

    If you’ve a Mac, you can just edit the song in GarageBand, and import as ringtone to iTunes, sync with iPhone, and you’re done.

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    Mute Peter Nolan
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    Jul 26th 2014, 11:31 PM

    Since when is this a thing? I’ve had various phones over the past 15 years, always had a custom ringtone and never had a problem setting it (actually, I tell a lie, I had one for an afternoon that I returned when I discovered it couldn’t do it easily).

    Certainly, the article seems to be making things more complicated than they need to be for Androids. On my current phone, you don’t need to download any apps or anything like that. Just two steps:

    (i) Save your desired MP3 (any length you like) to the “Sounds” folder on the phone.
    (ii) Go — Settings>Sounds>Set Ringtone>Add and pick your MP3,

    Simples.

    You can even, just as easily, set your clock alarm to whatever MP3 you want. And you ‘notification’ tone (for emails, facebook updates etc) The only thing that’s tricky is setting things like the startup sound and camera shutter sound, but that those can be done with downloaded apps and a few steps.

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    Mute Fluich It
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    Jul 26th 2014, 6:06 PM

    or get the free ringtones app that lets you create them on your iphone from your music library, email them to yourself, open on your PC with itunes, sync iphone to PC, hey presto ring tone is on your iphone

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    Mute Tom Colgan
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    Jul 26th 2014, 11:58 PM

    I was about to say that

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    Mute bigmac
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    Jul 27th 2014, 12:06 AM

    The windows phone is crap, my mother in law got a free one (no wonder they were giving them away) and I was tasked with setting it up, an afternoon spent battling the phone, its too complicated I use Linux on the laptop and spend all day using drive and gmai on both the desktop ann the phone for work and give me android any day its intuitive and logical,

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    Mute Niall Sheridan
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    Jul 26th 2014, 6:18 PM

    Ah but how do I apply different ringtones to different contacts on iPhone?

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    Mute Lennie Leonard
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    Jul 26th 2014, 6:55 PM

    That’s easy you just do that when you are editing a particular persons contact details.

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