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PSNI just SCHOOLED a guy who called an officer a 'fat sh*te' on Facebook

Police in Newry know their way around an emoticon chart.

BACK IN JANUARY a Facebook user targeted the PSNI’s Newry and Mourne branch, insulting the officer on social media duty.

The man called the officer a “fat shite” and told him to “do yer knees in”.

Using slightly more decorum and correct grammar, the officer told the man he “didn’t understand a word” he was saying but was sure he was making “an invaluable contribution”.

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The police officer told the user the PSNI would “be in touch”.

True to his word, a uniformed officer arrived at the man’s house this week with a ‘Discretionary Disposal’ for sending “a malicious communication”.

The disposal is not a conviction but will stay on the man’s police record for a period of time.

“Some folk suggested we were all talk and couldn’t catch a cold, well hey ho we are all entitled to our opinion,” the PSNI said in a statement (on its Facebook page, of course).

“The internet & social media is a big place but generally it’s very difficult to hide,” the status concluded.

The officers who have been running the PSNI’s Newry and Mourne Facebook for the last two years said they have only ever had to ban one user, adding that most people engage debate and send them “constructive feedback”.

We have only ever blocked 1 person and once received a picture of a wee parcel of Semtex. It’s all in a day’s work and we are generally thick skinned.

They warned anyone thinking of posting an abusive comment on social media that “it NEVER goes away”.

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    Mute Pauliebhoy
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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:07 AM

    Jesus, that roast dinner looks crap

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    Mute Tom Collins
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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:15 AM

    Roaming dogs with a plan

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    Mute IrishGravyTrain
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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:18 AM

    Frozen veg, waxy spuds and a cheap cut of chicken. The dog would struggle to eat that.

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    Mute Jamie Sheehan
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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:29 AM

    Just like mam makes it.. :)

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    Mute Shawn Rahoon
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    Mar 11th 2016, 3:55 AM

    More like two conjoined heads than chicken.

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    Mute IrishStoner
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    Mar 11th 2016, 8:09 AM

    Must be the new McDonald’s roast dinner, rotten like the rest of their so called ‘food’

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    Mute Alan Kennedy
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    Mar 11th 2016, 9:57 AM

    Exactly Jamie.

    Boil the shite out of the veg, burn half the chicken while the inside is still raw. Poisson the potatoes with salt and hide a hair somewhere to be discovered half way though eating. Sunday roast dinner Mammy style.

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    Mute alwaysrightokay
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    Mar 11th 2016, 11:27 AM

    Where’s the gravy and the roasters?

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    Mute Shawn Rahoon
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    Mar 11th 2016, 1:42 PM

    As long as it’s not a curley hair you’ll be ok!

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    Mute John Ward
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    Mar 11th 2016, 3:10 PM

    @Alan Kennedy: Je ne voudrais pas le poisson et le poulet sur la même plaque!

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    Mute Jonathan Baum
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    Mar 11th 2016, 4:00 PM

    It’s a mystery how anybody could miss anything about the food in Ireland.

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    Mute Val Rossi
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    Mar 11th 2016, 5:39 PM

    Rotten looking roast dinner Bear Grylls wouldn’t eat it.

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    Mute Affinity
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    Mar 11th 2016, 6:52 PM

    One thing I don’t miss is a “fat boy junk frier”

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    Mar 12th 2016, 2:02 AM

    Pauliebhoy…
    I am currently working in a remote part of the Philippines.
    If I could get food like that here I would pay anything.
    Even a dinner like in the pic.
    Tummy is grumbling now.

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    Mute Derek Hughes
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    Mar 11th 2016, 2:21 AM

    I miss Cadbury’s chocolate, Fry’s Turkish, Tayto crisps and the Irish sausage and bacon.

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    Mute Diaspora'd
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    Mar 11th 2016, 2:29 AM

    Good Irish RASHERS.. Not the thin miserable crispy streaks that pass for bacon over here

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    Mute Michael Sands
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    Mar 11th 2016, 5:08 AM

    I thought they were Danish now Diaspora’d?

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    Mute Angela O'regan
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    Mar 11th 2016, 6:53 AM

    You must live in oz

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    Mute Derek Hughes
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    Mar 11th 2016, 7:16 AM

    No, Monterey, CA

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    Mute Teddington
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    Mar 11th 2016, 8:02 AM

    Nice spot Derek? Hoping to get over to California in late autumn And not sure where best to go!

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    Mute Roland Kelly
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    Mar 11th 2016, 8:30 AM

    Check out Irish Grub in Sunnyvale CA .. Best Irish rashers west of Dingle !!

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    Mute Anthony Keenan
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    Mar 11th 2016, 10:42 PM

    Go to food ireland.com. Everything you want from home and the rashers ain’t too shabby

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    Mute Siobhan Kirby
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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:22 AM

    A pint pulled correctly in a proper local pub. Not a bright lights Paddy O’Shamrocks in NYC’s Times Square!

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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:36 AM

    Worst looking roast I’ve ever seen, not even some gravy to perk it up a bit!

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    Mute Jessie Mcelroy
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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:12 AM

    The sign posts, despite the fact they are usually pointed in the wrong direction, love them. Only in Ireland

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    Mute Andrew Martin Farrell
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    Mar 11th 2016, 7:37 PM

    Only in Ireland? Cos of the two languages or pointed in the wrong direction?

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    Mar 11th 2016, 1:53 AM

    Love the Chinese food in ireland it’s pure crap in the states

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    Mute Michael Sands
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    Mar 11th 2016, 5:09 AM

    Cat meat???

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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:21 AM

    I ngach áit*

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    Mute Michael Sands
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    Mar 11th 2016, 5:11 AM

    Many still miss Sally O’Brian and how she might look at you, probably cross eyed lol.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:58 AM

    Sorry but is this an ad by McDonald’s trying to be whimsical about being Irish??? F.O.

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    Mute Aislinné Freeman
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    Mar 11th 2016, 5:03 AM

    Too many things… The family, the fun, the craic in the bars which you get nowhere else in the world, the friendliness of randomers, the slang/vernacular, the green, the air….
    Not enough to bring me back just yet.. but soon

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    Mar 11th 2016, 1:06 AM

    I miss the humour and the music the most!

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    Mar 11th 2016, 1:02 PM

    The Sarcasm is great …. We thrive on Sarcasm…..

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    Mar 11th 2016, 4:26 PM

    Yeah right, that and your hilarious sense of humour with you thinking you’re another Dara O’Brien just because your Irish, fat and bald.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 11:15 PM

    The 7 red thumbs that’s Ive so far got don’t get the irony of my sarcasm.

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    Mute An Axel to grind
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    Mar 11th 2016, 8:40 AM

    I missed the dark humour, only when you’re surrounded by Americans and see the disgust in their eyes do you truly miss the Irish outlook

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    Mute Keith Wizzy
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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:06 AM

    7. Burgerking

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    Mute Keith Wizzy
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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:06 AM

    Only kidding…. 7. Supermacs

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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:53 AM

    Nothing beats the old Burger Land Club Burger. You can fly all year and you won’t bring that back

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    Mute David Hefner
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    Mar 11th 2016, 4:11 AM

    Whoever wrote this article has never ‘been away’ in their lives.

    Load of garbage.

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    Mute Michael Collins
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    Mar 11th 2016, 9:37 AM

    Things I don’t miss: 1.Corrupt gov 2.high taxes 3.low wages/job security 4.un paved roads 5.lack of health care 6.lack of houses

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    Mar 11th 2016, 7:38 PM

    I also don’t miss articles like this

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    Mar 11th 2016, 8:31 AM

    Twisty windy roads, the local unusual and odd characters, walking in to the main nightclub or late bar knowing every Tom dick & Harry, taco fries from supermacs at 3 in the morning, the angelus and death notices on the local radio station, neighbours sheep or cattle in your lawn, brown coloured tap water, the rain, the bog on a sunny day… Just a few things I missed when I was away

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    Mar 11th 2016, 11:53 AM

    You missed the death notices? No wonder you were ran

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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:15 PM

    Aye, like Tommy Joe past away and my grandfather used to buy hay off him in the 70′s so I was told so I should have made the funeral but I was away.

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    Mute Raymond Power
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    Mar 11th 2016, 7:19 AM

    People cutting the back off ya…naturally not to your face…must be away way too long.oh and meanies defenitely meanies.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 3:43 AM

    Dairy Milk (yes they’re not perfect but miles better than Oz ones!) Good quality meat and dairy yum

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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:23 AM

    Shame on you Micky D’s that poor chap on the ice is not funny in the least. Watching someone else get hurt is not really something to be slapping your thighs to.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 8:15 AM

    Worst name of all time “mammysdinners” that is just pathetic

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    Mar 11th 2016, 10:38 AM

    Using the US as an example milk and bread are mine. But the holy grail of what’s missed is chipper food.
    Can’t beat Wexford rissoles and chips

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    Mar 11th 2016, 1:32 AM

    Scangers

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    Mar 11th 2016, 7:38 PM

    They really need a 6 things you don’t miss.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 11:49 AM

    99s

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    Mar 11th 2016, 7:57 AM

    When I lived in Belgium, you could not get decent bacon. Bacon, cabbage and floury spuds with a good lash of real butter.

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    Mute Brian Antoniotti
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    Mar 11th 2016, 3:15 AM

    your man smacked his head off te grond. you sick fcukcs

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    Mar 11th 2016, 8:13 AM

    Ha you just got reported

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    Mar 11th 2016, 5:06 AM

    “What do you miss when you’re away? Let us know down below…”
    I am afraid that is between me and my doctor lol.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:44 PM

    What I miss the most is the GAA, ya can’t beat a Sunday with the GAA & a roast dinner

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    Mar 11th 2016, 5:51 PM

    Even the sound of GAA on the TV is unique. If I hear it coming from some bar when abroad it’s like a magnet.Im not even that much of a GAA fan but it just sounds like summer at home.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 6:59 AM

    Where is the bacon and cabbage ?

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    Mar 11th 2016, 9:22 AM

    Looking at all this crap food it’s no wonder we have the highest rate of heart attacks in Europe.As for all the other sentimental rubbish it reaffirms for me why I left in the first place.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 8:45 AM

    Meanies.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 4:24 PM

    Chicken fillet rolls

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    Mar 11th 2016, 10:19 AM

    Lol my comments slagging the article were removed!

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    Mar 11th 2016, 9:31 AM

    The journal is going irishcentral.com ?

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    Mar 11th 2016, 8:21 AM

    I don’t drink tea! Daft article

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    Mar 11th 2016, 6:36 AM

    No mention of Mammy ??

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    Mar 11th 2016, 4:19 PM

    Sausages!!!

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    Mar 11th 2016, 6:41 PM

    Our youngest in Oz misses Tayto and Bovril and After-8s

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    Mar 11th 2016, 2:01 PM

    Batch loaf, bacon fries and of course a good fry

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    Mar 11th 2016, 1:50 AM

    #1 – Schadenfreude. The Germans got there first. …..

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    Mar 11th 2016, 5:39 AM

    Kellys Blackpudding

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    Mar 11th 2016, 7:25 AM

    Roast beef, roast spuds,veggies, and of course Bisto gravy.That’s a proper Sunday dinner. Even better after a few pints.

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    Mar 11th 2016, 1:09 PM

    Over priced 10 spots and our 42% taxation Oh yea and sarcasm!

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    Mar 12th 2016, 2:24 AM

    Wexford Strawberries, Wicklow Lamb,the Dublin/Wicklow mountains and of course the fresh air

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    Mar 11th 2016, 1:06 PM

    The weather

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    Mar 12th 2016, 1:41 AM

    Terrible list. I don’t miss much really. Just my mum, proper Irish pubs, and a decent newspaper. Oh and Tayto beef and onion, we can get the cheese and onion here. To be honest I miss the rest of Europe more, I’d love to be able to nip to Italy for a week without taking out a mortgage.

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    Mar 12th 2016, 12:39 AM

    Taco chip! Fake tan…

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    Mar 12th 2016, 12:14 AM

    Irish sausages can’t beat them and white pudding

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    Mar 11th 2016, 9:22 PM

    Tayto and ice cold bottle of lucozade on a Sunday morning!

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    Mar 12th 2016, 12:16 AM

    Don’t drink tea. Hate McDonalds .. When you go away . experience that country’s culture scenery . everything about it . or else STAY at Home ..

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    Mar 12th 2016, 7:10 AM

    2 eggs, 2 rasher, 2 sausage, 2 bacon, 2 puddins one black one white. All placed like a tower on top of one another and wrapped up good and tight. If yer havin some tae the milks over there, you’ll find sugar in the bowl. Says she do you want some sauce on that, says I, I do in my………roll!

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    Mar 21st 2016, 11:31 PM

    People who know its Paddy’s day not Patty’s day!!!!!

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    Mar 12th 2016, 12:47 AM

    That has too be the worst list ever compiled by the journal.and there has been a couple before this

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    Mute Eamon F. O'Malley
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    Mar 11th 2016, 12:57 AM

    He/ she right about the roast dinner pure shit that poor chicken roast dinner is beef for Christ sake

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    Mute Siobhan Kirby
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    Mar 21st 2016, 11:23 PM

    That was the worst looking roast dinner ever. Apparently that mammy doesn’t cook her chicken. A time saver I’m sure.

    First thing I eat is a packet of Tayto

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