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YouTube absolutely mangled the subtitles on Michael D. Higgins' Paddy's Day address

YouTube doesn’t understand Gaeilge.

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YESTERDAY, ARAS AN Uachtaráin uploaded President Michael D. Higgins special St. Patrick’s Day address.

The whole thing was delivered as Gaeilge in Michael D’s trademark lilt and you can watch it below.

Áras an Uachtaráin / YouTube

Now, as you may or may not be aware, YouTube offers automatic captioning on its videos.

And it seems that it had a bit of difficulty understanding what Michael D was saying, as evidenced by these unintentionally hilarious subtitles.

Tina Fey typ articular wit me to my head

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What he’s actually saying: “…beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig a sheoladh chuig muintirna hÉireann…”

is a Lolla pottery longer talk to me to Kayla

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What he’s actually saying: “Is é Lá ‘le Pádraig an lá go dtagaimidle chéile…”

cock merely she can’t play in his scaly

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What he’s actually saying: “…imirceach míle sé chéad bliain ó shin…”

tokisch con blackjack I just couldn’t put the new iPhone know it D raja black

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What he’s actually saying: “…dúchais chun bailte agus chunpobailnua a bhunú i dtíortha thar lear…”

I was a boon token up Rigi dicen que Dieu Libyan are surely popiel

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What he’s actually saying: “Tugann na paráidí agus an cheiliúradh a bhíonn ar siúl ibpobail…”

I was on a show that will bar a gift card Justin agree yuck

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What he was actually saying: “…agusorthu siúd a bhfuil bá aguscaradasina gcroí acu…”

I was on a show that will bar a gift card Justin agree yuck

- you, sending a drunk text tonight

(Speech via here.)

Written by Amy O’Connor for DailyEdge.ie

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:19 PM

    I must have the most childish sense of humour because that had me in stitches!

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:27 PM

    You’re not alone. I got a great laugh out of that.

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:41 PM

    Me too Sam. Hilarious.
    I’ve no idea why I read them with a Jamaican accent playing in my head.

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    Mar 17th 2015, 6:07 PM

    He’s talking Jive, like in Airplane

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    Mar 17th 2015, 6:18 PM

    Was it leprechaun language

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    Mar 17th 2015, 6:49 PM

    Molly oh god a Jamaican accent makes even funnier! I need to step away from this article before I’m committed!

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    Mar 17th 2015, 7:45 PM

    A happy Gock Dinna iPhone to all flash drives today

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    Mar 17th 2015, 9:27 PM

    Welcome to my world Sam :)

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:25 PM

    That doesn’t surprise me given the exaggerated upper class accent he has affected since he became president. Does he think his natural accent does not befit the office? In his recent trip to England he sounded more Received Pronunciation English than Irish.

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:52 PM

    His accent has nothing to do with it! He was speaking Irish, the youtube subtitling gizmo was trying to reproduce the sounds in English…..

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    Mar 17th 2015, 6:14 PM

    He always spoke like that. So what?

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    Mar 17th 2015, 6:16 PM

    Maybe the subtitling software found itself burdened with the impossible task of deciphering the Irish language as it is spoken by someone with an accent associated with the British and former Irish upper-class.

    I dislike home more than any other politician in Ireland. It really irked me the other day when he suggested that the Irish people could feel hopeful for the future as growth was returning to the economy – if the government had followed the left-wing policies that he always advocates, naively, then there would be no growth and things would have gotten much worse.

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    Mar 17th 2015, 6:16 PM

    *him

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:55 PM

    I like to think of Michael D and the missus watching this and laughing their asses off.

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:27 PM

    Almost as bad as his poetry.

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    Mar 17th 2015, 6:19 PM

    First time a politician made any sense on TV?

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:12 PM

    He looks like Mickalene from the Quiet Man

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:23 PM

    Or her man in Darby O’Gill

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    Mar 17th 2015, 7:06 PM

    Bloody hilarious!
    Is the video blocked?
    It’ll go viral if it’s not!

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:34 PM

    Well send them the proper translation then and stop whinging about it. Didn’t need a translation thanks.

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    Mar 17th 2015, 5:56 PM

    You ok hun?

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    Mar 17th 2015, 8:07 PM

    Read this back to the tune of Amhrán na bhFiann, it should be our new national anthem!

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    Mar 17th 2015, 10:12 PM

    In other words, Aras an Uachtarain didn’t bother their @rses uploading their own Irish subtitles. How incredibly lazy and half-assed, cos it only takes a couple of minutes to do that.

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    Mar 19th 2015, 2:51 AM

    With Enda being an ex teacher as well lol.

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    Mar 17th 2015, 11:22 PM

    That’s hilarious !!! Although it’s also to be noted that the Irish you guys quoted is also spelt wrong in each section at least once!! #getanirishjournalist #callme

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