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    Mute Graham Fahey
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:11 AM

    Dynamic pricing model aka opportunistic price gouging

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    Mute Urban Living Dublin
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:17 AM

    @Graham Fahey: how do you think the cost of your plane ticket is determined?

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    Mute Ciarán O' Donoghue
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:25 AM

    @Urban Living Dublin: People understand basic economics of supply and demand, but this is simply gouging from a semi-state body.

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    Mute Paul Gorry
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:31 AM

    @Urban Living Dublin: yer point is valid but Graham is totally right with his comment. The people are getting rode by the Daa, have been and always will be it’s not rocket science.

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    Mute Ciarán O' Donoghue
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:47 AM

    @Paul Gorry: The drop off charges coming in are a disgrace too.

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    Mute Paul Gorry
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:55 AM

    @Ciarán O’ Donoghue: just another kick in the teeth by the Daa ciaran absolutely. How they can be defended is staggering.

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    Mute matthew mc manus
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    Jun 11th 2022, 8:04 AM

    @Urban Living Dublin: price of a plane ticket is also heavily determined by what competitors are charging. Dublin airport has a monopoly and can charge what they want because there is no other competitors.

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    Mute Andy O'B
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    Jun 11th 2022, 8:43 AM

    @matthew mc manus: well that’s a lie. Dublin Airport is a regulated airport…their prices are set by someone else

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    Mute Jason Ebbs
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    Jun 11th 2022, 9:18 AM

    @Urban Living Dublin: ticket costs are based on a range of factors, cost of fuel, cost of parts, staffing demands, landing charges…basically any cost associated with keeping an aircraft in the air. How much do you think it costs to run a massive concrete field with automated barriers and online booking.

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    Mute Jonathan O'Riordan
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:26 PM

    @Urban Living Dublin: ridiculous analogy

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    Mute Urban Living Dublin
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    Jun 11th 2022, 5:18 PM

    @Jason Ebbs: you will find that the dominant factor determining ticket price is demand and supply. No different for the parking.

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    Mute Eoin Roche
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:34 AM

    The one-time Chairman of Aer Rianta, Noel Hanlon, foresaw this many moons ago and warned against it. Not just the parking, obviously, but the ills of the whole commercialisation of the old Semi-State model to operate the Airports. Turns out he was bang on. The DAA should be dissolved and the Board and Management Team dismissed. The Dept of Transport should then appoint administrators to run the operations under their clear instructions until a new State entity can be legislated for, with a not-for-profit remit, to run all the Airports in the Country, with passenger services as its No. 1 priority.

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    Mute iohanx
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    Jun 11th 2022, 8:33 AM

    @Eoin Roche:

    Don’t understand why have different prices on different dates to ‘manage’ supply of spaces. Surely have one price and if booked out so be it. Otherwise it is just plain profiteering and greed.

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    Mute Paul Hedderman
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    Jun 11th 2022, 10:58 AM

    @iohanx: Its wrong but its also panic stations my management because their business lost hundreds of millions over the past two years. Same panic stations that cause them to run a lean security operation which backfired massively. Now new hires are on terrible contracts too while inflation is rocketing which will also backfire on them. Cant imagine staff retention will be great…… They should be on course to make close to 100m profit thus year if traffic levels keep up. They only seem to be focused on the current balance sheet as opposed to long term planning and knock on effects of the cost saving measures. Reputation damaged massively

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    Mute GrumpyAulFella
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:57 AM

    It’s profiteering. Why would fees fluctuate depending on time of year and demand? The service is the same irrespective. My local car park’s fees don’t fluctuate, on the road parking meter fees don’t fluctuate. Call it what it is, ripping people off because they know that they have a captive customer base for the most part. DAA board needs a good kicking. We’re subsidising their wages after all.

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    Mute Tony O Neill
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:24 AM

    Pure greed

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    Mute Tony Murray
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:23 AM

    Dynamic pricing is not about managing demand so that all those needing parking can do so. It’s about pricing out those on lower incomes so that all wealthier people can get parking. Any price led demand control is only about that as it only works by excluding the less well off. Journalists should call out McQueen on this instead of just reporting his nonsense verbatim.

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    Mute Ian James Burgess
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    Jun 11th 2022, 2:07 AM

    @Tony Murray: exactly, the same as congestion charges, get the little man out of the way.

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    Mute Vlad Eire
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:23 AM

    Daa are a lying greedy shower of….. Glad the public are finally seeing what the staff have known for years.

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    Mute Dave Harris
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:30 AM

    no no no. “dynamic pricing” is their excuse for ripping people off? and we’re supposed to swallow that?

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    Mute noel c
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:24 AM

    Everywhere n everything is putting prices up sure who cares we will just take it as it comes government loves it more tax were Is the fighting irish bring on the election ops that’s 4 yrs away

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    Mute Paul Furey
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:39 AM

    @noel c: the same government that reduced duty on fuels and gave home power supply credits?

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    Mute Ian James Burgess
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:44 AM

    @Paul Furey: you need to look at the price of a barrel of oil in 08 and pump price and look at todays prices and see its price gouging by Government

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    Mute Jen Mc
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:59 AM

    @Paul Furey: Hi Paul, you think the Government have done enough then yes? My local station are charging 220.9 for petrol and my energy supplier now charge 55c a kWh compared to a few months ago when it was 27c. I make a good wage and I’m seriously struggling so the Government can actually do one.

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    Mute Paul Gorry
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:03 AM

    @Paul Furey: Yep Paul the same government that offered the Irish people a token gesture, and now gone running to the hills.

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    Mute IamEggBot
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    Jun 11th 2022, 10:20 AM

    @Paul Furey: the same government that can write any extortionate price like this as expenses and paid for by us plebs

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    Mute Ken Fitzsimons
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:48 AM

    Anyone who is in business and has no opposition can charge what they like.

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    Mute John Morgan
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    Jun 11th 2022, 6:53 AM

    Went to book red car park 10 days in july €170 last year it was €80, €90 jump this year , was booking 2 cars in €340 2 families , ended up getting a 11 seat taxi €200 return ,

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    Mute Over the top
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    Jun 11th 2022, 7:43 AM

    September 2021 I paid €118 for 10 days in short term, this year it’s €273.90 and long term is €150!! Absolute greed

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    Mute Irishman1
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:11 AM

    They need to up their game

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    Mute Eoin Roche
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:24 AM

    @Irishman1: That’s a massive understatement.

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    Mute Paul Furey
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:38 AM

    @Irishman1: they prefer to up their prices….everywhere!

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    Mute Alan Leahy
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    Jun 11th 2022, 9:14 AM

    Stayed in the Clarion parking last year, €67 for 2 weeks. This year it’s €212.
    Won’t be using it again. Left a one star review.
    Price gouging in my opinion.

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    Mute Alan Leahy
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    Jun 11th 2022, 9:15 AM

    @Alan Leahy: *Clayton

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    Mute Boksburg Girl
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    Jun 11th 2022, 7:32 AM

    Stop moaning about the cost of things and get out and march! 18 June at 1pm Parnell St

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    Mute Paul Shepherd
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    Jun 11th 2022, 9:27 AM

    Unfortunately they have a captive market as there’s eff all way of getting there except by car. Must be the only international airport in the civilized world with virtually zero public transport links. Welcome to Ireland.

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    Mute kevin mc cormack
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    Jun 11th 2022, 4:03 AM

    Big pay rises coming for the big boys and girls in this company all connected to profit, the plebs using this facility don’t really figure in all this

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    Mute Fergal McDonagh
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    Jun 11th 2022, 7:21 AM

    ‘Dynamic pricing’
    Lol.
    Hilarious.

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    Mute Paul Keenan
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    Jun 11th 2022, 7:55 AM

    DAA taking advantage of quick park exit, simple as,

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    Mute Mr Bordello
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:13 AM

    Sadly cheaper and more time efficient to get taxis to and from the airport south of the toll bridge, quick park has been closed since the start of covid not after it. Hope DAA oppose the upcoming planning permission for the quick park site…won’t be holding my breath.

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    Mute Irish big fellow
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    Jun 11th 2022, 10:37 AM

    There should be a CPO placed on the former Quickpark site as a National priority seeing it is now unused. Then go out to tender for its operation under new management. Why are we allowing this facility lie idle and thus pushing up the price of long term parking elsewhere.? I would think that there will never be planning permission given for any other use than that of airport parking.

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    Mute Larry Whack
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    Jun 11th 2022, 9:42 AM

    A week in the red carpark in March was €80 its now €160. Shameful.

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    Mute Geoff Bateman
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    Jun 11th 2022, 8:48 AM

    Booked 2 weeks in Red Car Park end of April 110…..2 weeks mid August 180..
    Nobody give a flying f.. k as to what anybody can charge for anything in Ireland

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    Mute Urban Living Dublin
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:14 AM

    So people have no problem buying a ticket for a flight, the cost of which is entirely determined by dynamic pricing. But for parking their car, dynamic pricing is suddenly a massive problem?

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    Mute Paul Gorry
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:51 AM

    @Urban Living Dublin: Give up with yer jip. People know what’s really going on, no matter what ye say.

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    Mute Boksburg Girl
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    Jun 11th 2022, 7:34 AM

    @Urban Living Dublin: this is obvs someone working at the DAA

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    Mute GrumpyAulFella
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    Jun 11th 2022, 10:52 AM

    @Urban Living Dublin: correct, but I have a choice of airlines, destinations and even departure points. Airlines may even justify their price fluctuations because of their dependence on fuel, aircraft leasing fees, airport slots etc. How are the DAA justifying the fluctuation for the rental of a 50 sq ft piece of gravel? They’ve made a statement that they have a price fluctuating model. They haven’t stated why prices are fluctuating. It’s profiteering. Simple as. Take the punter to the cleaners as they have no parking alternatives.

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    Mute Urban Living Dublin
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    Jun 11th 2022, 4:12 PM

    @GrumpyAulFella: TBH, for a fairly large number of destinations, you don’t have the choice of airline (e.g. many routes are only served by Ryanair), so you’d be more restricted in your choices than you might think.
    Regarding how you get to the airport, here you have a choice between alternative modes of travel. You even have the choice whether you want to park at the airport or not.

    I’ve little love for the DAA for various reasons, but load balancing the demand for limited parking spaces using dynamic pricing is nothing new and, in fact, is quite effective as long as pricing is transparent.

    I see some comments criticising “price gouging by a semi-state”. To this one can counter that because it is a semi-state that pays dividends to the State from the profits it makes, underpricing parking would effectively amount to a subsidy. Why should those that choose to drive to the airport and park their car long-term be subsidised over e.g. those that use different means of travel?

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    Mute Urban Living Dublin
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    Jun 11th 2022, 4:17 PM

    @Boksburg Girl: thus far I am apparently:
    - working for the DAA
    - working for the Green Party
    - working for the Social Democrats
    - am Eamon Ryan
    - unemployed
    - working for Dublin City Council
    - working for An Taisce

    I wish I could do all these jobs. I’d be rich!

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    Mute Brendan We Are One Ireland.
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    Jun 11th 2022, 9:38 AM

    Covid being used again as to why 6000 parking spaces are not being used. Truth is there was no foreword thinking about this by management. Sack the board they are totally useless. Why not start at the top and get rid of Ryan.

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    Mute Dave Barrett
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    Jun 11th 2022, 9:32 AM

    Is not a car space a car space. Is there someone minding your car while your away. Do they detail it. Its just sitting there. Every day there is something or someone that will try screw more money from people.

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    Mute Tommy Lennon
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    Jun 11th 2022, 9:39 AM

    My car will be parked at either Shannon or Cork!

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    Mute paul burke
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:57 PM

    The DAA is not managing the Airport for customers.
    We all know about the check in delays but add in other issues : T1 has no central co course to calm passengers and they get funnelled out to the gates.
    T2 is continually filthy and tables not cleaned. Toilets in both terminals not up to the mark and smelly. No paper towels like all continental ones
    The food franchises are not performing and the fare is bad. Butlers the only one that’s good. Instant coffee being served in the small franchise on the left going to the gates T2 and filling station grade sandwiches. Burger King only offering Burgers and chips for breakfast with no hot drinks . Uk !
    Try even getting close to the offering in T2 Heathrow . Appalling standards and totally ripped off on parking. Government run mess

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    Mute SprintFitz
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    Jun 11th 2022, 3:20 AM

    ‘Dynamic Pricing’

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    Mute Betty O Sullivan
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    Jun 11th 2022, 5:45 AM

    If people have money for all these expensive holidays let them pay up.

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    Mute Paul Gorry
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    Jun 11th 2022, 6:41 AM

    @Betty O Sullivan: ahhh would ye ever Shrup Betty.

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    Mute Boksburg Girl
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    Jun 11th 2022, 8:01 AM

    @Betty O Sullivan: yes because that’s the ONLY reason why people travel. Not to visit sick or dying relatives, because shur, we have ZOOM.

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    Mute Betty O Sullivan
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    Jun 11th 2022, 10:33 AM

    @Boksburg Girl: Shrup

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    Jun 11th 2022, 10:33 AM

    @Paul Gorry: Shrup u

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    Mute Madra
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    Jun 11th 2022, 12:27 AM

    Got T2 parking for €14 today.

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    Mute François Pignon
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    Jun 11th 2022, 7:03 AM

    Another reason to ditch the car.

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    Mute Lisa Jones
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    Jun 11th 2022, 7:54 AM

    @François Pignon: And what? Walk? You missed the whole point of no adequate public transport. Swoooooosh, over your head.

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    Mute Boksburg Girl
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    Jun 11th 2022, 7:59 AM

    @Lisa Jones: M. Pignon another fake account set up by the DAA..

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    Mute Roger Bond
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    Jun 11th 2022, 10:23 AM

    The Government needs to set up some real competition at Dublin airport..Need one terminal and some of the parking in private operators.

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    Mute Aine O Connor
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    Jun 11th 2022, 8:24 AM

    Take the bus .

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    Mute Sean Walsh
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    Jun 11th 2022, 9:45 PM

    As long as people continue to use the excuse for an airport that Dublin is, they will charge what they like, do what they like, treat people the way they like, and get away with it. For God’s sake, wake up, there’s life beyond the bloody M50, use the other airports in the country. Between Cork, Shannon and Belfast, there isn’t too many destinations you can’t get to.

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    Mute Michael Nolan
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    Jun 11th 2022, 1:35 PM

    Surly it should be cheaper if they have full all the time just another gouge ..move along nothing to see here

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    Mute Martin Smith
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    Jun 11th 2022, 5:22 PM

    Dynamic rip off prices

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    Mute Frank Leonard
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    Jun 11th 2022, 5:00 PM

    When u see a donkey ride him

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    Mute Adrian Aungier
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    May 23rd 2023, 6:55 PM

    What about Knock

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