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A woman bought Joe Dolan's hip on eBay for €650

Yes, you read that right.

IS THIS THE most Irish story of all-time?

We think so.

Yesterday on Red FM’s Neil Prendeville Show, a woman named Maggie called in to regale the country with the tale of how she bought Joe Dolan’s hip bone on eBay.

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Maggie explained that the hip bone had been heavily featured on Podge and Rodge prior to his hip replacement. Dolan later agreed to sell it as part of a charity auction organised by Keith Duffy in aid of autism.

A longtime fan of the late singer, Maggie paid €650 for the hip bone. He later signed it, “Mind my hip, Joe Dolan”.

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It started out at something, like, €50 and it went all the way to €650. It was the only body part ever sold on eBay and they have a thing put down now that it can never again happen.

Where does she keep it? Encased in bubble wrap, of course.

So, to recap: a woman owns Joe Dolan’s hip bone and it’s the only body part to ever be sold on eBay.

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As you might expect, the newspapers are rather enjoying the story and it’s lent itself to some fairly decent puns.

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What a country, eh?

You can listen to the interview on Red FM here.

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    Mute Shane Walsh
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:50 PM

    What a waist of money!

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    Mute Bigus Diccus
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    Apr 16th 2015, 9:25 PM

    I’d be more of a Pelvis fan.

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    Mute O Swetenham
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:55 PM

    I’ve already put down a deposit to buy Keith Richards liver when he dies. That’s seen much more action than Dolan’s hip.

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    Mute Tony Skillington
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    Apr 16th 2015, 3:40 PM

    Won’t be much left to buy of that yoke O

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    Mute Pauliebhoy
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:54 PM

    Was she a good looking woman?

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    Mute Michael Sands
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    Apr 16th 2015, 6:01 PM

    Beer goggles?

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    Mute Bert McCann
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    Apr 16th 2015, 3:28 PM

    She picked it up in ATHY

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    Mute Brian Gormley
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    Apr 16th 2015, 3:00 PM

    Bet she’s not the first Maggie to get Joe’s bone

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    Mute Pauliebhoy
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    Apr 16th 2015, 3:00 PM

    Bet she is

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    Mute Cathal Lyons
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    Apr 16th 2015, 5:51 PM

    Well played Pauliebhoy

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    Mute Ken Pepper
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:59 PM

    The ultimate Hip ster accessory

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    Mute Jimmy Dillane
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:48 PM

    Oh me oh my

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    Mute Mr. Dave
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    Apr 16th 2015, 3:25 PM

    Anyone ever think about what she ‘might’ use it for? Such a big fan she wants a bit of Joe in her every night..
    Okaaay..just me then? I’ll get my coat.

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    Mute Gary Mason
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:48 PM

    Ok then……

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    Mute TractorPat
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:47 PM

    Did Podge and Rodge not put his hip on eBay years ago?

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    Mute Dermot Lane
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    Apr 16th 2015, 3:29 PM

    Joe Dolan was never hip

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    Mute Stephen Fitzpatrick
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:53 PM

    An interesting conversation piece.

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    Mute TradeLead Steve
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    Apr 16th 2015, 3:45 PM

    I’ve got a buck fizz tshirt from Eurovision 1991 if anyone wants to put a bid on it on my site ?

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    Mute Simon
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:55 PM

    Slow news day

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    Mute John Kelly
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    Apr 16th 2015, 7:17 PM

    She bought it at a Hop!!

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    Mute Michael Sands
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    Apr 16th 2015, 6:02 PM

    Next weeks headlines, Why does Joe Dolan haunt my house???

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    Mute Elaine Moriarty
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    Apr 16th 2015, 4:46 PM

    What an odd story I wonder do they venerate it like Catholics do with many saints relics!?

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    Mute Anne Cunningham
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    Apr 16th 2015, 5:14 PM

    What a weird woman – yuck

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    Mute Brian Gormley
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    Apr 16th 2015, 5:30 PM

    Anne are you talking about Elaine

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    Mute Lily
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    Apr 16th 2015, 2:56 PM

    Hip a dee do dah. Hip a dee day….

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    Mute Simon
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    Apr 16th 2015, 3:04 PM

    Just no

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    Mute Michael Sands
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    Apr 16th 2015, 6:00 PM

    What does the boyfriend think of that?

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    Mute Anne Cunningham
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    Apr 16th 2015, 5:41 PM

    @Brian Gormley – who is Elaine ??

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    Apr 16th 2015, 6:32 PM

    Surely it was featured on Podge and Rodge post (not prior) replacement.

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    Mute Jimmy Murphy
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    Apr 16th 2015, 9:51 PM

    What the hell’s she gonna do with it?

    Clone him?

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    Mute Mary Kavanagh
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    Apr 17th 2015, 1:02 AM

    Judging by the stories going round, I think he did a fair bit of that himself!

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