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BEEN PAYING ATTENTION this week?
Let’s see about that. Take our weekly news quiz and see how well the stories of the week registered in your brain.
There are no prizes, so cheating is kind of pointless. You can, however measure where you are on the animal scale of intelligence.
Deep breath, here goes…
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The Doc is in and she’ll fix you up.
If your a toy, then your in luck.
It’s ok, don’t be afraid, the Doc really knows her stuff.
Doo Doo Doo you know it’s good for you
The doc is gonna help you feel better
Oh Oh Oh it’s the place to go
when you feel a little under the weather
I’m a clever cat 7/10 go me!!
You scored 9 out of 10,
You remembered all of this week,
Fair play.
You scored 10 out of 10!
Top Dog!
You’ve remembered all of this week. Fair play!
You scored 10 out of 10.
You need to broaden your horizons and read some real journalism.
You scored 4 out of 10, where were you?
I was in Ameri-kay, land of drought and money.
When I put up a clothes line, my neighbors asked, “What is that, a radio antenna”?
Top Dog 9/10
And you get the picture of the dog used in the Danish article yesterday,
Cheers Journal!
Oh God…poor dog (Shudders)
Clever cat apparently 8 out of 10.
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