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A lot of people really weren't feeling the government's Spring Statement

The coalition’s much-hyped economic statement was released this afternoon, to an outburst of (mostly) joyous cynicism.

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THE GOVERNMENT RELEASED its spring statement this afternoon, and it’s safe to say that reaction has been, well, a little mixed to what felt like a bit of a pre-election statement as opposed to an announcement of mad economic wonder.

As you might expect, Twitter had plenty to say about the coalition’s self-love fest, and not all of it kind…

There was sober political analysis:

Rampant cynicism from the head of the Irish Mortgage Holders Organisation:

This guy reckoned the Taoiseach was keeping himself awake by any means possible:

To be fair, having the former Labour Tanaiste there to mix things up might have been interesting:

We’re not falling for this one again Barry…:

A not altogether unreasonable request:

Please, the Irish people would never do something as daft as this:

Did the clocks go forward then?

The spring statement was definitely making a statement about something:

This woman sounds like she was very close to going over the edge:

And finally, and predictably:

So, it was all a big fuss about not much it seems.

Still and all, if there’s a spring statement it must officially be spring, so that’s good.

Read: LIVEBLOG: Here’s everything you need to know about the spring statement

Read: Stick with this guy and your living standards will improve every year until 2020

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    Mute Shane Gavin
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    Dec 18th 2013, 4:55 PM

    Surprising lack of Edward Snowden in any of those, including the global and US results…

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    Mute Morm J Jordil
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    Dec 18th 2013, 6:00 PM

    THIS COUNTRY HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY NATIONALIST CORRUPTION AND LOCAL THINKING.
    THE HSE is a cas in point.
    ITS HUMANITIES SECOND EVOLUTION TO COME TOGETHER AS ONE.
    better to have a ethical technocratic elite ruling us from the center of the planet rather than the likes of school teachers from mayo.
    if you really new how the human species came onto being you would understand.
    we are not the only ones in this universe. before and after.
    If you had all the absolutely 100 percent correct A + + + answers to the ultimate exam, would you unleash this inside information or would you choose to be original on the most important test of your life ? ? ?

    we need one world governemnt. without an earth superpower how will we populate other planets..your posts are just a microcosm of the conflict between the nations of the world.

    TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF YEARS AGO IN THE LONG FORGOTTEN PAST, THE MIRADERS (THE GREATEST OF ALL EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS) WERE THE FIRST ULTRA SUPER MEGA GENIUS FLESH AND BLOOD SPECIES TO RISE FROM THE ABSOLUTE DARKNESS OF THE GREAT NOTHINGNESS.
    SINCE THEY WERE UNABLE TO MEET THE ULTIMATE SUPERNATURAL MAKER, THE MIRADERS DECIDED THEY WOULD ACTUALLY BECOME THE SUPREME CREATOR. TO ACHIEVE THIS NOBLE AND ATTAINABLE GOAL AND OVER THE SPAN OF COUNTLESS MILLIONS OF EONS, THE MIRADERS DEVELOPED HIGHLY AND MASSIVELY GODLIKE COMPUTER MINDS IN THE MANNER OF BRILLIANT ROBOT MACHINES, WHICH COULD CREATE EVEN MUCH, MUCH GREATER ARTIFICIAL CONSTRUCTS AS THE EVOLUTION OF INTELLIGENCE EXPLODED COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL. EVENTUALLY, MIRADER COULD MONITOR, RECORD AND CONTROL EVERY MICROSCOPIC PARTICLE ON THEIR PLANET AND IN THEIR LOCAL STAR SYSTEM.

    Thus it is that they created us… not out of empathy but practicality. the hse does not understand tranhumanism. ray kuzweil does and only some of us – the better of us will qualify for the treatment

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    Mute Begrudgy™
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    Dec 18th 2013, 6:14 PM

    Amazing Morm. I finally see the light. Beam me up scotty. I’m ready.

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    Mute Scottyyyyyy
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    Dec 18th 2013, 7:25 PM

    What are you smoking?

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    Mute Morm J Jordil
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    Dec 18th 2013, 7:28 PM
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    Mute Bruno Bellone
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    Dec 18th 2013, 11:19 PM

    DID YOU KNOW THAT TYPING IN BLOCK CAPS IS A SURE SIGN THAT YOU ARE A LOON AND SIGNIFICANTLY DECREASES THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

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    Mute Cathal Kelly
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    Dec 19th 2013, 4:31 AM

    I don’t believe you, nutter

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    Mute Robert James Behan
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    Dec 19th 2013, 7:25 AM

    I think someone was tripping on acid when this was written!

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    Mute davey p
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    Dec 31st 2013, 11:17 PM

    Trillions eh!! Thats mad, and there was me thinking the universe was only 13.5 billion yrs old, but what would scientists know

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    Mute rmcd66
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    Dec 18th 2013, 5:51 PM

    Jesus Morm you need them issues addressed and soon !!

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    Mute Stephen Murphy
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    Dec 18th 2013, 4:55 PM

    Paul Walker, Cory Monteith, Royal Baby and Oscar Pistorious all searched more then Mandela.

    I know I shouldn’t be surprised but I am

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    Mute Brian Guilfoyle
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    Dec 18th 2013, 4:58 PM

    In fairness…. The Zeitgeist report was a day after Mandela died. The Journal are just reporting on it now.

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    Mute Niamhie
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    Dec 18th 2013, 5:00 PM

    Its because nobody needed to google Mandela to double check who he was as opposed to Walker and Monteith et al. Thats what Im believing anyway!

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    Mute rmcd66
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    Dec 18th 2013, 5:54 PM

    Price of tin foil hats will rise now ?. BUY BUY !!!!

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