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A SLOVENIAN WOMAN needed hospital treatment for burn injuries today after an explosion in a farm toilet believed to have been caused by a build-up of methane, police in Austria said.
“When the woman turned on the light there was a sudden explosion, leaving the woman with burn injuries on both arms, hands and her head,” a statement from Steiermark state police in southern Austria said.
They said the cause was thought to be a leak of methane from a nearby septic tank that collected inside the toilet cubicle.
A spark from the electrical circuit then caused the gas to explode.
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Next we’ll be charging iphones from our holes
No, that would be assdroid phones
Forget about electric cars, shit powered cars are the future!
we could run the country from the dail
And it would not even require extraction of bathroom sewage…an extraction fan in the Dail would suffice!
Indeed unlimited power FROM our politicans.Ireland becomes a world power in the energy market! Who’d have thunk it??
They should call it a shattery
That’s a shit idea. :-)
Less of that dirty talk
Pfffft….. Doc got a delorean running on rubbish back in the 80s. Mr Fusion anyone?
Talk about taking the p!ss .
please insert really “clever/witty/topical” “sure hook the battery up to the dail and it will charge forever with the amount of shit they spew” comment…
Hurrah!!
A Dail reference, ironically giving out about Dail references.
Well done you.
you are aware of the concepts of sarcasm and satire?
Yep.
No though the irish government will find some way of taxing us all for using it
How did you mix up the word “doubt” with “though”??
Because they think they are gonna get lots of likes and feel popular for a few minutes
Mark by word Jason if this come into mass production in the future they’ll find some way of taxing it like they do with everything else
God i hope so. I love a new tax me. Tax, tax, tax. Addicted to paying taxes. Love it. Bring it on.
Ah sure they’ll probably tax you for commenting on The Journal next.
You mark by word… I though they will tax it!
Well didn’t FF suggest putting a tax on text messages earlier in the summer. A tax on emails and comments on forums like this is hardly out if the question.
Aaaaaaaand its a troll! Please no more feeding.
Errr… Of course it will be taxed. It’s called VAT.
There’s enough crap on this thread to charge a battery.
Thats funny the police in my town found a guy with two electrodes hanging out of his hole ……think he was charged !
I like ice cream
What a shit battery
Ideal if you live in a caravan.
Ever Ready at your convenience!
Lol! Excellent. Comment of the week, I think.
They should hook it up to government buildings coming up to the budget there will be some shit spilling out of there
The Central Bank of Ireland coils use this device.
“US SCIENTISTS MAY have found a new way to produce clean energy by way of dirty water, according to a new study.
The engineers have developed a more efficient method to use microbes to harness electricity from wastewater.”
WTF?? What a moron can write two contradicting sentences one beside the other and claim the glory for the US scientists??? Frekin information manipulation!
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