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PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS been fascinated by the last words of others.
Perhaps they hold a touch of wisdom, a final joke, or even confirmation of who’s getting what in the will.
In light of that, Business Insider put together a list of the reported last words of 18 famous historical figures.
Check them out below.
Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.
Karl Marx, philosopher.
I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.
Richard Feynman, theoretical physicist.
Stand away, fellow, from my diagram!
Archimedes, mathematician. He was killed during the Second Punic War. According to the historian Plutarch, a soldier reportedly came up to the mathematician and told him to go with him to Marcellus. Archimedes, however, refused to do so until he finished the problem he was working on. Enraged, the soldier killed him.
France, the army, the head of the army, Joséphine.
Napoléon Bonaparte, French military and political leader.
I should never have switched from scotch to martinis.
Humphrey Bogart, actor.
(To his subjects) I found Rome of clay; I leave it to you of marble.
(To his friends) Have I played the part well? Then applaud me as I exit.
Augustus Caesar, first Roman emperor.
I am not the least afraid to die.
Charles Darwin, best known for his contributions to evolutionary theory.
I finally get to see Marilyn.
Joe DiMaggio, baseball player.
Money can’t buy life.
Bob Marley, musician.
I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.
Leonardo da Vinci, inventor and painter.
Pardon me. I didn’t do it on purpose.
Marie Antoinette, queen of France, after accidentally stepping on her executioner’s foot as she climbed the scaffold to the guillotine.
You will not find me alive at sunrise.
Michel de Nostradamus, French apothecary and alleged soothsayer.
Thomas Jefferson survives.
John Adams, second president of the United States. Adams and Thomas Jefferson started out as rivals, but they became friends later in life. As Adams lay on his deathbed, on July 4, he said these last words. Jefferson had actually died some hours earlier, also on July 4.
You are wonderful.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, writer and physician best known for creating Sherlock Holmes, to his wife.
I will hear in heaven.
Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est. (Applaud, friends, the comedy is finished)
Pity, pity, too late!
These are several differing accounts for the last words of Ludwig van Beethoven, composer and pianist. The latter is after a publisher brought him 12 bottles of wine.
I’m going away tonight.
James Brown, singer.
It is very beautiful out there.
Thomas Edison, inventor and businessman, who reportedly right before his death came out of a coma and looked out the window.
Leonard Nimoy / TwitterA life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP
— Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) February 23, 2015
Leonard Nimoy, actor. Not quite his last words, but his last tweet. LLAP is short for “Live long and prosper”, a saying made famous by Nimoy’s Star Trek character Mr. Spock.
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Osama Bin Laden ‘honey will you get the door.’
Voltaire was on his deathbed and as the priest went through his prayers for the dying he came to the one :
“Do you renounce Satan?”
To which Voltaire replied;
“Now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies”
My favourite last words are from a confederate general during the American civil war who said ‘They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist………’
“That’s not a real fcuking gun” – John Lennon.
“What the fcuk was that” – Mayor of Hiroshima.
Where’s all this f€ukin water coming from.. Captain of the Titanic. What f€ukin indians…. Custer.
If they were Irish Niall!!
“mind the pillars” – Diana, Princess of Wales
Don’t worry lads, sure they love me here in Cork….
Michael Collins
we can’t travel in that shit heap-buddy holly, according to joey the lips fagan
Oscar Wilde on deathbed looking at medical bill I am dying as I have lived beyond my means
Another Oscar: “Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
Shouldn’t have taken those pills before dropping a deuce – Elvis
Stop writing and call me a doctor.
Who said when asked for his final words, “tell them I said something good”?
I told you I was sick
That’s supposed to be on Spike Milligans grave stone.
€5 million is buried………………..
Erskine Childers, as he faced the Free State Army firing squad; “Take a step or two forwards, lads. It’ll be easier that way.”
Bad A$$!
Jobs, who once memorably described death as “very likely the single best invention of life”, departed this world with a lingering look at his family and the simple, if mysterious, observation: “Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.”
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2011/oct/31/steve-jobs-last-words
Jobs would probably be still alive if he wasn’t a silly new age hippy.
Phil Lynott supposedly asked a nurse for a w@nk how rock and roll is that.
Didn’t he choke on his own vomit?
Lovely words from Joe Di Maggio Marilyn was his true love
“Channel 5 is all shit, isn’t it? Christ, the crap they put on there. It’s a waste of space.”- Adam Faith
Ahhhh I don’t have the energy after a day stuck inside to be thinking of my last words now.
They really should change the wallpaper
o shit its a bus
Margaret thatchers last words
Well Gerry, missed again
Voltaire: Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies. – on his deathbed when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
Douglas Fairbanks Jr – “I’ve never felt better” (also said by Commander John Crichton)
I see Karl Marx giving the secret Masonic hand sign ‘Master of Second Veil’ to the bosum..
http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/the-hidden-hand-that-changed-history/
Can you say Hegelian dialectic?
Richard Feynman obviously knew the atomic number of cobalt.
“Don’t worry, it’s not loaded” Terry Kath
Anne Boleyn: “Henry! I am NOT giving you head!”
Spike milligan ( I told you I was ill) on his headstone.
@ the druid Guitarist.
Correct, and written in Irish as the gentleman who was doing the engraving refused to do it as he felt it was disrespectful (despite the fact that Spike requested it) so they compromised and wrote it in Irish because of his Irish background
@Paul Mc – his headstone said “Duirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite” because he the people in the church Didn’t want I told you I was ill on a headstone.
Except as gaeilge. They wouldn’t allow it in English!
Ah jaysus, the last two replies just appeared. It seems I’m as late as Spike.
Micheal Jackson “more milk”
Walter White…. “I should have killed jesse and f@@@ed off with the money “
Zip up yer Micky–Twink
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