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I love Grimby

Who said it: Donald Trump or Mayor Quimby?

If you were running for US President, he’d vote for you.
8.00pm, 23 Dec 2015
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SHARP SUITS, SHARPER tongues.

Great hair, not-so-great views sometimes. Presidential wannabe Donald Trump and The Simpsons Mayor Quimby have a lot in common.

Even what they say? See if you can tell them apart.

"And let me say, "May the Force be with you."
Trump
Quimby
"All opposed, say "I hate America"."
Trump
Quimby
"You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass."
Trump
Quimby
"Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?"
Trump
Quimby
"The point is, you can never be too greedy."
Trump
Quimby
"Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault."
Trump
Quimby
"It has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns."
Trump
Quimby
"The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yamakas."
Trump
Quimby
"We have nothing to fear but aliens and their vastly superior technology."
Trump
Quimby
"If you can’t get rich dealing with politicians, there’s something wrong with you."
Trump
Quimby
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
Freddy Quimby
You can get away with anything!
Share your result:
You scored out of !
Kent Brockman
You're a solid, reliable voice!
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're the French waiter
Can't even say chowder. SAY IT, FRENCHIE!
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