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    Mute Rowe
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    Jul 8th 2016, 11:57 AM

    Are the Bulls ok?

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    Mute meatyslaps
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:15 PM

    Most likely they’re dead at the hands of a matador, at this stage.

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    Mute NO 2 FF/FG/LAB
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    Jul 8th 2016, 1:42 PM

    Sad day for the bulls

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    Mute Palbears
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    Jul 8th 2016, 11:57 AM

    Barbaric nonsense

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    Mute John Sadlier
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:21 PM

    Moron. Race?? Really. Chopping off people’s heads in Saudi, oh it’s their culture your a racist. Pipe down you clown. End this madness

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    Mute Rochelle
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    Jul 8th 2016, 11:58 AM

    Shame they weren’t all gored and the bulls spared.

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    Mute ktsiwot
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:04 PM

    If you are stupid enough to run in front of bulls with 6 – 12 inch horns you deserve to be gorged.

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    Mute Dayvid McWalliams
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:55 PM

    Incredible experience i have to say. That and the bullfighting in Madrid. There is a life outside of complaining about the world on the Journal

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    Mute Paul Cunningham
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:02 PM

    Sure let them at it, if you do the run you know the risks.

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    Mute Allison Smith
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:05 PM

    Good. I wish more was done to stop this cruelty. I hope the bulls get more victims before they are killed

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    Mute OwenK74
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:25 PM

    VERY SAD VERY VERY SAD .The poor bulls should have got more

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    Mute Harry Bookless
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    Jul 8th 2016, 11:59 AM

    Breaking News: Man walks out in rain storm and gets wet!

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    Mute Daisy Chainsaw
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:02 PM

    Do the Darwin Awards sponsor it? Shameful treatment of the bulls.

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    Mute The Girl
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    Jul 8th 2016, 11:58 AM

    Oh humans…intelligent as we are…

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    Mute Igot Noname
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:13 PM

    I heard that after the festival the streets are left in an awful state. I think it’s just loads of bull’s sh!t

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    Mute Peter Buchanan
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    Jul 8th 2016, 2:57 PM

    Good enough for them…..cruel crude event

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    Mute Evelyn Monteith Hughes
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    Jul 8th 2016, 2:47 PM

    Good enough for them

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    Mute Palbears
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:01 PM

    The Bulls are fine. But they’re getting killed in the circus next week.

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    Mute John Ward
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    Jul 8th 2016, 1:33 PM

    Silly, silly båstards!

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    Mute Daffy the Bear
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    Jul 8th 2016, 1:33 PM

    Good, very good news indeed.

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    Mute Michael Kavanagh
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    Jul 8th 2016, 1:41 PM

    Where is that Irish Army cow culling unit when you need it !?!

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    Mute declan leonard
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    Jul 8th 2016, 4:37 PM

    These idiots deserve it.Why is this even news?

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    Mute Alois Irlmaier
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:31 PM

    It is cruel to animals and dangerous for people?

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    Mute Elma Phudd
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:33 PM

    Yes. If the Bulls rounded up a few people and chased them down the street for fun before killing them it would be the other way around.

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    Mute Alois Irlmaier
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    Jul 11th 2016, 1:41 PM

    PEOPLE LACK EMPATHY THESE DAYS?

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    Mute Ned Shaw
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:21 PM

    I’m become more Eurosceptic everyday. European people in general are a strange breed, don’t think the Irish are compatible with mainland Europe in terms of their long term goal of a political union.

    Then again it might be the case that I might be the strange breed and have a different outlook on things.

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    Mute Elma Phudd
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:30 PM

    We have coursing, hunting, driven shoots, bare knuckle fighting and lots more. Every country has its own idiosyncrasies. Europeans are no stranger than anyone else, it’s just diversity.

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    Mute Ned Shaw
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:44 PM

    All those things are the Irish things based on Irish (and British) traditions and culture and could be considered “our problem” so to speak.

    Last thing we need is the mashing together of vast amounts of cultures as Ireland loses its sovereign status. Diversity is great and all but can we not just diversify when we visit these countries? Take for example the German Xmas markets: they work well in Germany but when shoehorned into Irish culture they are just tacky (Stephens Green in 2014 for example).

    It’s great having the open markets for trade etc but do we really need to be considered “Europeans” (in a political union sense) when we’ve been Irish for centuries beforehand?

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    Mute TheFairWind
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    Jul 8th 2016, 1:05 PM

    “We have coursing, hunting, driven shoots, bare knuckle fighting and lots more”… Culture, boss.

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    Mute John Considine
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    Jul 8th 2016, 1:15 PM

    Don’t forget road bowling and sulky racing…

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    Mute Cian Buckley
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    Jul 8th 2016, 1:42 PM

    “European people” – WE are European. Why even bring the rest of Europeans in to this? Why us and them? I live in Spain and I’ll tell you for a fact we are very much so similar in most ways. Obviously some cultural differences.. Behind the language, we have a very similar humour, thought process and v similar priorities. Pot meet kettle, pal. I hate this us and them outdated mentality. We Irish have much more in common with the Spaniards than you know. Majority of Spanish hate bull fighting just FYI. Every country has its issues. Don’t get me started on the flaws in our own traditions.

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    Mute Ned Shaw
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    Jul 8th 2016, 2:05 PM

    Compare the mentality to citizens from the U.S. If you ask one of these people where they are from they’ll automatically say “America” first and then whatever state “Iowa, California” whatever. Ask anyone in Europe and they’ll automatically say “Italy, Spain, Germany” wherever and then Europe.

    European culture is far too old to be tried to be mashed together into one big superstate like the U.S. Separate identities have been carved out over the centuries. Obviously you will get areas in countries that are more in tune with other countries than their own host country due to historical movement of people over the centuries like Brittany in France are more in tune with the British Isles than France. But for the most part each country is far different to the next be it through language, culture, tradition etc.

    We may have all come from the same place at the beginning of Western Civilisation but time has played a role in separating us.

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    Mute Cian Buckley
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    Jul 8th 2016, 3:05 PM

    I see more similarities than differences to be honest. Many people may disagree due to language barriers, but I also think Irish are more similar to our neighbouring European countries in culture than we are to any of the american cultures. Maybe american TV makes us think otherwise, but I think reality is quite different.

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    Mute Diarmuid Lenihan
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    Jul 8th 2016, 2:12 PM

    Usual morons on here saying its barbaric. It’s a bit of craic for people once a year, so what if a few hundred bulls get killed, they’d be killed somehow anyway.

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    Mute Nigel Sinnott
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    Jul 8th 2016, 12:08 PM

    Must be a great way to die if you’re into that sort of thing

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    Mute Bradley Mác Án Rí
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    Jul 8th 2016, 4:15 PM

    Pity none of them were killed

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    Mute Dave Bolger
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    Jul 8th 2016, 4:58 PM

    Sign me up for next year, would love to do it

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    Mute Sophie Shanahan
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    Jul 9th 2016, 2:08 PM

    wish the bulls had culled them all… they’re the worst of human nature to be participating in something as sick as that. this kind of thing is why I hate people.

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    Mute Conor Convey
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    Jul 9th 2016, 10:38 AM

    No Matadors this year. They got the Irish army in instead.

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    Mute Paul Cahoon
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    Jul 8th 2016, 5:11 PM

    Delighted

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    Mute Martina Dolan
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    Jul 8th 2016, 9:45 PM

    GOOD.

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    Mute Patrick Gough
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    Jul 9th 2016, 10:11 AM

    serves the ejits right

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