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WATCH: Massive hair-pulling, face-gouging brawl erupts in Ukrainian parliament

It all started with a bouquet of roses, believe it or not.

Ukraine Parliament AP AP

A HUGE BRAWL exploded in the Ukrainian parliament this afternoon, after an MP tried to physically drag the prime minister away from his post.

PM Arseniy Yatsenyuk was making a speech in the parliament chamber (Supreme Rada), when a deputy from the president’s party walked up to the rostrum with a bunch of red roses.

After he handed the roses to Yatsenyuk, Oleh Barna took him by the waist, grabbed him between his legs, picking him up, and hauling him away, as the Prime Minister held onto the rostrum.

barnalift AFP AFP

Barna has been collecting signatures for the resignation of the highly unpopular Yatsenyuk.

In response, dozens of MPs from the Prime Minister’s party rushed to defend him, dragging Barna away, before one MP pummelled him with blows.

ukrainefight AFP AFP

In the melee, another member of the Supreme Rada (which, until 2013, included retired World Heavyweight Boxing champion Vitali Klitschko) can be seen pulling Barna’s hair, and gouging at his face.

Barna’s party said later on today that they have expelled him from the parliamentary faction over the incident.

AFP news agency / YouTube

Contains reporting by AFP.

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    May 27th 2017, 1:14 PM

    Poll are getting more and more ridiculous

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    Mute Donal Proctor
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    May 27th 2017, 1:15 PM

    @Tony Skillington: new poll “are polls getting ridiculous?”

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    Mute JOKER
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    May 27th 2017, 1:55 PM

    Never! I decided to buy a house instead.

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    Mute Fiona Fitzgerald
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    May 28th 2017, 12:20 AM

    But your grandfather, the avocado importer, took umbrage and wouldn’t give you the deposit for a house. Furious, you spat out a pit, and sulked for five years, then found an avocado tree growing from the pit. You sold the fruit, bought him out and opened a cafe and a BMW franchise.

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    May 27th 2017, 1:15 PM

    Been eating avocados for over 25 years.

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    May 27th 2017, 1:17 PM

    @Paul Mkhitaryan: ”tis far from avocados you were brought up

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    Mute Matty Kineven
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    May 27th 2017, 1:15 PM

    Poll: Do you think these polls are absurd? Give it to us straight. Honest answers only please

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    May 27th 2017, 1:35 PM

    @Matty Kineven: I just can’t help but click though

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    Mute Matty Kineven
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    May 27th 2017, 1:40 PM

    @Yvonne Gavican: I’d like to take you out for some avacados. Pick you up at 8?

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    May 27th 2017, 2:30 PM

    @Matty Kinevan: I’ll give it to you straight. These polls are f*cking ridiculous. The Journal journalists must be teenagers.

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    May 27th 2017, 1:36 PM

    Are you an avocado or an avocadon’t?

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    May 27th 2017, 1:08 PM

    Those hipster Mexicans with their guacamole 
    made from Avocado

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    Mute Matty Kineven
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    May 27th 2017, 1:14 PM

    @Donal Proctor: Not to mention the trendy hipster Aztecs before them.

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    May 27th 2017, 1:37 PM

    How is there no story on the dolphin that attended a CIT house party yet Journal?

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    Mute Neal Ireland Hello.
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    May 27th 2017, 3:42 PM

    @Crocodylus Pontifex: Because this is a serious news and current affairs website, not the 3am Girls’ Gossip Column.

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    May 27th 2017, 6:55 PM

    @Neal Ireland Hello.: that story is just as legitimate as most of the stuff this site publishes

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    May 27th 2017, 1:57 PM

    This is ridiculous. Anyone who grew up in a Latin American household is probably amused (I know I am) by the sudden drama over a fruit which for them is as commonplace as tomatoes are for most people. Ironically tomatoes even came from the same part of the world.

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    May 27th 2017, 2:28 PM

    @Harry Whitehead: Poll in the Mexican Journal: How often do you eat schpuds?

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    May 27th 2017, 3:12 PM

    @Matty Kineven: Nah, if you wanted an equivalent ‘weird’ import, try names – the modern trend among Latin Americans is to give your kids ‘English’ sounding names. A few years ago there was a craze for naming girls ‘Leydy’…after Princess Diana. I kid you not.

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    May 27th 2017, 3:15 PM

    @Harry Whitehead: My hand’s name is Jennifer Lopez. I know all about it lad.

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    May 27th 2017, 4:22 PM

    @Matty Kineven: Ooooh behave!

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    May 27th 2017, 4:26 PM

    @Harry Whitehead: Ha! I didn’t mean it like that or even think of it like that :-) It’s a reference to my profile pic on here.

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    May 27th 2017, 4:03 PM

    Where’s the “Whenever it’s in the Super 6 in Aldi” option?

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    May 27th 2017, 1:20 PM

    Every hour on the hour

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    May 27th 2017, 1:34 PM

    @Geraldine McKenna: 2 avocados during the Angelus at 6pm

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    May 27th 2017, 4:41 PM

    I was in a club one night when a Scouse bird came up to me and said, “Do you like avocado?”

    I replied, “No, sorry love, I don’t drive.”

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    May 27th 2017, 5:00 PM

    @Ruairí Bulger: Very good. Took a minute to sink in :-)

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    Mute Jason McCutcheon
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    May 27th 2017, 1:56 PM

    Never eaten an Avocado are they tasty ?

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    May 27th 2017, 2:16 PM

    @Jason McCutcheon: They can be very tasty. Best left to ripen until they are soft – serve them in halves (personally I haven’t a clue how people manage injure themselves slicing avocados any more than sliciing peaches) with a pinch of salt – they have an almost butter-like texture, which you just scoop out of the shell with a spoon.

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    May 27th 2017, 3:27 PM

    @Jason McCutcheon: Ssshhh.. that’s the question for next week’s poll.

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    May 27th 2017, 1:36 PM

    Whenever i can find the hint of lime doritos.

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    May 27th 2017, 2:12 PM

    Please stop. The pain of these polls are too much now.

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    May 27th 2017, 4:47 PM

    My mams been eating this shite for 50 years, now that its fashionable she said its tripled in price!

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    May 27th 2017, 6:51 PM

    I never av a cado

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    Mute Rui Firmino
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    May 28th 2017, 8:36 AM

    I stopped eating avocados a few months ago and have saved 50,000 euro for a deposit.

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    May 27th 2017, 8:37 PM

    Im super hipster, i have my own avovado tree…well plant. Not quite a tree yet.

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    May 27th 2017, 8:45 PM

    Never. Makes me sick as a small hospital.

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    May 27th 2017, 11:11 PM

    I used to when I could afford shopping for food . But is rare to see a descent one here . They are weird though purply and way too small not properly mature and tasteless .
    Strange . And now a days they may have the odd one normal size
    But I don’t do monthly shopping anymore .
    I may try to plant me a tree . If the bank don’t take my house in 10 years I will have me an avocado of my own . ( take nine years for first season and one more for a nice one )

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    May 27th 2017, 8:55 PM

    Genuine question. I only eat avocado for guacamole. However, the type of avocados here never work. Too tough. The black ones aldi sell are good. So is there a recommended type?

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    May 27th 2017, 10:59 PM

    Avocados are disgusting and not worth the hype they get

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    May 28th 2017, 2:54 PM

    I would eat avocados if they weren’t unripe and so expensive. Leave them to ripen and the mishandling prior to purchase just results in blackened flesh from the bruising

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