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Pictures: This London town house is going for €14 million - and apparently it's a bargain...

Ormonde House is being marketed as one of the UK’s most expensive “fixer-uppers”.

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PROPERTY AGENTS SELLING a £10.8 million (€13.7 million) house near London’s Sloane Square are calling it a “bargain”.

Marketed as what must be one of the UK’s most expensive “fixer-uppers”, Ormonde House in Eaton Gate is “the ultimate Grand Design house” for anyone with a lot of imagination – and money.

David Lee, head of Pastor Real Estate, said he was ”delighted to be acting as the sole agent for Ormonde House, 8 Eaton Gate:

“It is a beautiful home adorned with original features, it requires a thorough renovation but it also offers real value for money and the opportunity to tailor a home to one’s requirements.”

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The house is located between the swanky Sloane Square and Eaton Square in west-central London, and comes with a large garden for summer cocktail parties.

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The huge Grade II listed building is described as a “blank canvas for an ambitious family to bag a bargain,” assuming you think £10.8 million (€13.7) million is a bargain for one house.

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But there are worse places to come home to after a hard day’s work: “From the moment you walk through the front door, you are met with a spacious marble-floored reception hall, finished with ornate plasterwork and decorative fireplace.”

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The estate agent says the house may be “in need of modernisation”, but the wood-panelling in the library adds character.

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There’s even a working elevator to get residents to one of the nine bedrooms in the tall house. Sadly a bellboy isn’t included in the price.

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In the dining room there’s a lighter decor, “where the ornate plaster work continues alongside wooden strip flooring with a feature parquet border”.

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“The grand dog-leg staircase with turned balusters whisks you back to a bygone era and invites you to explore what the house has to offer,” according to the agent.

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With the money saved on this property you might have some spare for servants: “To the lower ground floor, there is an original silver safe located under the stairs, large kitchen and space for staff quarters.”

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“On the upper floors there are seven bedrooms,” the brochure says, however the agent says that planning permission has been granted if the new owners want to create four luxury bedrooms with ensuite bathrooms instead.

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The house boasts a massive reception room that wouldn’t look out of place in an adaptation of “War and Peace” if ballroom dancing takes your fancy.

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Despite the low price for the area, it’s estimated that the house requires “between £1.7 – £2 million (€2.2 – €2.5 million) worth of work” that should leave it with a value of £14.5 – £16 million (€18.4 – €20 million), averaging out at £2,449 (€3,100) per square foot.

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The agent likes to stress that buyers aren’t just getting space but history: the development of the Belgravia Area “can be traced back to the 1820s, but Ormonde House was not built until 1905 so is architecturally very different in style to its neighbours”.

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- Matthew Nitch Smith

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    Feb 11th 2022, 3:36 PM

    Have just been looking at the 387 comments on the Journal from the 29th of February 2020 relating to the story about the first case of Covid found in Ireland. It’s fascinating stuff. Many of them are flippant and jocular and you can tell that nobody expected we’d still be dealing with it two years later. What’s more fascinating though is that I don’t recognise any of the names of the commenters from back then. Commenting on Journal stories appears to have a shelf-life, which is understandable. I wonder how long it will take most of us commenting on stories semi-regularly to get bored and move on. There’s only so many ways we can spout the same old BS before it gets old and tired and pointless but that’s never stopped anyone I suppose. Take this comment for example…

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    Feb 11th 2022, 4:20 PM

    @William Tallon: Personally I’m going nowhere. I’ll be around when others cannot be found. I am forever baby. I am Vonvonic!!

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    Feb 11th 2022, 4:21 PM

    @William Tallon: You trawled through 387 comments? I don’t think that was good for you William, I think I’d have needed therapy.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 4:24 PM

    @Bert Carolan: You might yet need therapy for even imagining the way you’d have felt.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 4:54 PM

    @Vonvonic: You could be right, I’m just thinking of some of the madder stuff that was on here. In a funny way it helped me get through those days.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 4:58 PM

    @Bert Carolan: Looking at and trawling have different meanings as you well know but hey, using words incorrectly or out of context in the Journal comments section never gets old or tired or pointless…

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    Feb 11th 2022, 5:00 PM

    @Vonvonic: Yes, I’ve no doubt you are forever or at least it feels that way so far…

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    Feb 11th 2022, 5:21 PM

    @William Tallon: Now now. There’s no need for that. I’m sure if you met me in real life you’d realise that I’m not the big super hero you imagine I am. I’m just a normal guy who gets up in the morning and mows the grass

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    Feb 11th 2022, 5:27 PM

    @Vonvonic: Yes.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 6:15 PM

    @William Tallon: interesting. I’d like to have a look back at that. I have been commenting on the journal for about 10 years, but my initial two accounts were twitter accounts both of which were banned by the journal for fairly flimsy reasons. I mean seriously silly reasons. One was when I made a very light hearted joke about a couple of typos in an article headline. So there are probably a fair few of those commentors still commenting but under a different account like myself.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 6:32 PM

    @Gerry McCaughey: After a while, you start to recognise the same names commenting over and over on the various stories here and I genuinely haven’t seen the majority of those names from two years ago doing so today.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 7:13 PM

    @William Tallon: I’ll drop in occasionally, and out of respect I’ll respond William. I have to add, the comments section has been a tonic for the last 2 years.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 7:24 PM

    @William Tallon: If going through 387 comments isn’t a trawl I don’t know what is .Or is it a slog. Or was it just the names of the commentators you looked at?
    And of course my comment was intended to be humorous. I have found the Journal comments to be the preserve of a lot of types that I used to meet in the chipper after closing time.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 7:28 PM

    @Bert Carolan: love the chipper analogy!

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    Feb 11th 2022, 7:29 PM

    @William Tallon: Not sure what ur getting at, but as others have said thejournal regularly bans users, so many will change their login.
    If you are referring to Covid articles then of course less people commentating as also less people reading articles. Covid Articles used to be the most read with upto 90k and more sometimes. Now they usually less than 20k.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 8:04 PM

    @Da Dell: And I’m not sure what you’re getting at. Guess that balances things out so.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 8:07 PM

    @Bert Carolan: I have no recollection of ever meeting you in the chipper after closing time as I ordered my Southern Fried Chicken dinner box and a portion of garlic sauce for dipping my chips in. In my defence though I was always rather drunk…

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    Feb 11th 2022, 8:59 PM

    @DJBERMO: I find the Journal’s comments section horribly fascinating in that gawping at a car-crash sort of way. I’ve certainly never found it to be a tonic…

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    Feb 11th 2022, 3:36 PM

    Hospital numbers are low which is very positive
    Live Life and think of other who can’t because of the last two years rip to them

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    Feb 11th 2022, 3:36 PM

    Pints and clubbing! Still catching up on the last 2 years

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    Feb 11th 2022, 3:48 PM

    @Tom Bombdadil: Sad

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    Feb 11th 2022, 4:06 PM

    @In the paper: hahahahaha! Most definitely not, you still under the bed.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 5:23 PM

    @In the paper: Ah here. Move on a small bit.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 6:13 PM

    I graft in a test centre and very few are getting tested so these numbers can’t be accurate in terms of the amount of infections. Numbers are a lot higher.

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    Feb 11th 2022, 3:23 PM

    1st comment

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    Feb 11th 2022, 3:34 PM

    @Kevin: do you want a cookie?!

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    Feb 11th 2022, 5:55 PM

    We were doing great and hopefully this is just a small blip and we can get the numbers down faster.
    Just keep following the few rules left and we will all be free.
    Its our first pandemic and you never forget your first time!!!!!!

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    Feb 11th 2022, 6:35 PM

    @Gary Kearney: whats a small blip? Hospital cases low icu down
    Case numbers stable

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    Feb 12th 2022, 5:18 AM

    @Gary Kearney: great…comparing your 1st time to Covid, you 1stvtime must have really sucked & not in a good way.

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    Feb 12th 2022, 12:46 AM

    It’s time for YAWN GIFS on.the journal

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