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A PARK RANGER died while fighting a blaze in the Canary Islands allegedly sparked by a German man who set fire to toilet paper after defecating in the woods.
Some 700 people were evacuated from areas near the blaze, which is sweeping through a wooded, mountainous area in La Palma, one of the lesser-known, unspoiled islands of the Spanish archipelago off the coast of Africa.
Emergency services said a further 1,800 were being moved from their homes on Thursday night as the blaze showed no sign of abating.
“The fire has not come under control yet,” Fernando Clavijo, regional president of the Canaries, told reporters.
The situation may get more complicated throughout the night. It’s not going to be easy.
The ranger, Francisco Jose Santana, died while working to put out the flames, said Spain’s UGT union of which the 54-year-old was a member.
“He leaves a wife and five children,” it added.
A spokesman for the Guardia Civil police force told AFP a 27-year-old German man was arrested on Wednesday afternoon, suspected of having caused the fire.
The man, whose identity has not been revealed, “told officers he accidentally provoked the blaze when he defecated… and set fire to the toilet paper he used for that,” the Guardia Civil added in a statement.
The man has been accused of causing a forest fire through negligence and was due in court yesterday.
Some 200 people are fighting the blaze, as are helicopters and planes, a spokeswoman for the Canary Islands’ emergency services said.
Weather conditions are not making their task any easier, as high temperatures and strong winds fan the flames, she added.
Acting Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy sent his condolences to the park ranger’s bereaved family.
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Who sets fire to toilet paper after wiping their ass with it?
A dumb-ass german, who thinks he’s saving the environment.
Arseonists?
How many more Europeans have to die because of Germans?
Well played beachmaster!
@Mise Éire
It is because of hateful comments like yours directed at Germans who happen to be one of the sincerest people you can meet, they are tripping over themselves to try to be nice and “good”, so much so their own niceness ends up with results like above. The man obviously is so conscious of doing right by the environment and tried to make sure other people would not come upon used toilet paper.
Serial killers and conspiracy theorists.
@Beachmaster – excellent
What is in any way “hateful” about pointing out the bleedin obvious. Since Bismarck Germany has managed to make a dogs dinner of Europe economically, monetarily, militarily and politically. Lately Mutti Merkel has continued this trend.
@ Beachmaster. Shit hot comment. The one to beat!
Ha ha very anal
Mise Éire, it’s nate full because all Germans are not to blame for the actions or misinformation put out by their government. Are you happy to be judged by the actions of the muppets we have running our country?
*Hateful
Don’t forget the other ‘Germanics’ the self-styled ‘Brits’. They have an awful lot of notches on their belts over the centuries and also in recent times. People who want yo rule the world are everywhere and they’ll do whatever it takes to achieve their ends. Remember it was the British who introduced the concentration camp, during the Boer War, leading to the deaths of many men, women and children.
Not disputing that for a minute, Tomás, everywhere the British Empire held sway they left disaster in their wake, and now Merkel wants to run Europe. However, this guy in the Canaries is not representative of a bunch of people trying to rule the world,just an ordinary person probably who made a mistake he’ll regret for the rest of his life. It seems he owned up to it too. And the jokes are inevitable but a person lost their life because of it. Germans are just like everyone else, some good, some bad and some a pain in the ass. But all Germans didn’t vote for Merkel…..
That’s a miserable story. From beginning to end. Poor firefighters family and poor German tourist.
All that chaos caused by one German turd who couldn’t control his sphincter . .Scheisse.
Well that answers that question: Does a German shit in the woods?
Talk about having a shitty day
sure i’ll just sh*t here……whats the worst that could happen…………..
Humans can’t even take a shit in the woods without destroying it
Haha.
Burning toilet paper in dry woodlands in August was a reckless thing to do. It was asinine.
Only a total ass wipe would do such a thing.
Why would he burn toilet paper? Dont think hes telling the truth!
His arse must have been on fire
It would never occur to me to burn the toilet paper. It would disintegrate fairly quickly so there’s no point.
Last time I set fire to a pile of poo it was Halloween and I’d left it on the neighbours doorstep
#knickknacksurprise
#nackerssurprise more like apu
#knacker
#gramurpolice
That’s why only bears shit in the woods
That’s crazy sh&t
Flaming arse wipe.
This is a crap story!
Schitzel
Ach-dung… Schmell…Shitzkrieg Kommen…
Q – toilet jokes. We’re great at them!
Plenty of toilet humour on here, alright
Ich scheiße im Wald
Steaming!
When I first read the headline I thought, “this is all about spontaneous combustion!”…but it’s all about anal retentiveness.
The efficency of Zie Germans lol . Thick prikkks . Could he not of used a baby wipe or a dock leave even . Probably has dementia and thought he was still SS
Probably the Pope, I believe he shits in the woods.
That tourist should be made to wipe his arse with nettles for the rest of his life!!
A ‘ring of fire’
What a sh#thead
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