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14 things every Google employee must do before they quit

If you are a software engineer, this ‘bucket list’ will particularly appeal to you…

EVEN IF YOU want to work at Google, you probably don’t want to be there forever.

Well, it turns out there’s a bucket list for Googlers, too. A bunch of former Googlers in the US listed everything you should do before you leave the company on Quora.

A lot of them are related to taking advantage of Google’s perks, but the take-away is that Google has a ton of resources that will make you a better engineer — so take advantage of them. If you work in Google, that is.

Without further ado…

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  • Learn how to be a badass coder

    "Google invests a significant amount of effort in engineering education and in producing detailed codelabs with exercises that bring you up to speed on core abstractions like protocol buffers." Translation: Google wants you to be a better software engineer, so take advantage of the tools they are giving you. Image: Ruien Chua/Flickr
  • Attend talks by celebrities and tech geniuses

    "You might be able to catch Lady Gaga and President Obama when he was running for office. While I was at Google, I went to talks by Freakonomics author Steven D. Levitt, cartoonists for The Simpsons, presidential candidate Ron Paul, Java collections architect Joshua Bloch, Python language creator Guido Van Rossum, and many more." Translation: Google attracts some really cool people to its campus. Go see them. Image: Nick Ansell/PA Wire
  • Enjoy the power trip of using all of Google's resources

    "Run a MapReduce on thousands of machines. Few places offer you access to so many resources at your fingertips, and your first one feels quite empowering." Translation: Googlers have a huge amount of computing power and resources at their fingertips. Ride the wave. Image: kelp/Flickr
  • Eat food. Lots of it.

    "Try out all 20 or so different Google cafes. Though you can get your friends to invite you after you leave, you won't have the same flexibility later." Translation: Pretty obvious: Google has free food, so you should try all of it. Image: Google/Picasa
  • Read up on how Google was designed and how it operates

    "Read design documents for major pieces of Google infrastructure. There may be research papers on distributed storage with BigTable and incremental indexing with Percolator/Caffeine, but within Google, you have access to significantly more resources to new cutting edge designs and in-depth explanations of why things were built a certain way. Internalizing some of those design choices will help you make better design choices in the future." Translation: Google is a massive software giant because it was built on great principles and coding, and you have a chance to find out how it works. Take advantage of it. Image: muir.ceardah/Flickr
  • Try doing something out of your comfort zone

    "Try out something you're interested in, but that might be more difficult for you to do outside (e.g., managing a team, TLing (being a tech lead), working on a platform or in a programming language you're not comfortable with, trying out a rotation with a different group, get involved with ventures or dotorg, etc." Translation: Try new projects and teams! Google will move its employees around so they don't get bored. Image: Andrew Feinberg/Flickr
  • Start riding a bike

    "Bike from San Francisco to Mountain View with the SF2G crew (sf2g.com)" Translation: There's a big group of Googlers that ride from San Francisco to the Google offices in Mountain View. It's a huge, exhausting trip — but sounds totally worth it. The Dublin Google office also has biked for employees' use. Image: Flickr/sanchom
  • Find out how some of Google's more ridiculous projects work

    "If available, sign up for a tour of the ScanOps building where Google digitizes books, page by page. A long time ago there also used to be data warehouse tours, but they no longer offered them while I was there." Translation: Google Books is one of Google's more ridiculous projects, and you can see how it works. Check it out. Image: The Google Maps car in Dublin - Photocall Ireland
  • Find out what Google is working on next

    "Find out what Google's planning to launch next. Google's fairly open internally, and there's a lot of product information available on its internal wikis." Translation: this one is pretty self-explanatory. Google is constantly working on weird projects. Sergey Brin is actually called "batman" around the office because of some of the projects he is leading. Image: AP Photo/Paul Sakuma
  • Find out how Google lets its programmers check code in and out

    "Understand how the build system works. It's hard to write a good build system. When I was at Ooyala, I was able to use what I had learned at Google to write a good command-line build tool for Flash/Actionscript to replace the buggy and broken Eclipse-based build system we were using before." Translation: Decipher how Google makes it possible for you to build your programs and check them in and out of its code databases. You never know when you'll have to build one from scratch. Image: Breyten Ernsting/Flickr
  • Visit an international office

    A few more things we found out: Google offers its employees the chance to do rotations at offices around the world — including offices in New York, Mountain View and Sydney, Australia. Googlers say you should take advantage of that. Image: Google/Picasa - this is the Zurich office
  • Buy some schwag

    You aren't going to get a chance to get any more Google schwag when you leave the company, so make sure you get your fill before you check out. Image: cambodia4kids.org/Flickr
  • Ride the Google conference bike

    Self-explanatory. This thing is pure awesome. Image: Marcin Wichary/Flickr
  • Use one of the Japanese Toto toilets

    Also self-explanatory. These things look like they come straight out of space. Image: secretlondon123/Flickr

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    Feb 7th 2023, 8:50 AM

    I’ve seen the movies. It doesn’t end well. Only John Connor can save us.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 8:55 AM

    @R: We are watching the origins of skynet.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 12:38 PM

    @Jaymes Moynihan: are you an AI? Is that why you have no sense of humour??

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    Feb 7th 2023, 9:28 AM

    Even working in the software industry, it makes me very wary, although the genie ain’t going back in the bottle.

    We had a presentation recently about how AI is going to “help” Developers with the presenter quickly saying “not replace Developers of course just assisting them” but it rang kind of hollow.

    I joked with a colleague, who doesn’t see the risk about how “First they can for the Product Managers…..”

    But it’s more then that. Our data is making us very predictable, and more easily manipulated to those with the know how. Allowing us to be targeted. Don’t be naive and think you’re immune.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 10:19 AM

    @Tricia G ☘️:

    Learn other languages and you’ll be fine.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 7:03 PM

    @Tricia G ☘️: We need it. Badly. We’re pretty useless. traffic lights were invented in the late 1800′s etc.

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    Feb 9th 2023, 12:58 PM

    @zephyrum: Yeah. Chinese.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 9:07 AM

    AI won’t replace you, the people using AI will.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 9:53 AM

    If anyone should be worried, it should be journalists.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 10:59 AM

    @Garret Fawl: Not if CNET’s experience is anything to go by.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 11:19 AM

    Because of my upbringing AI to me meana Artificial Insemination. Or, to an older generation, ‘The Bull Man’.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 11:35 AM

    @sean o’dhubhghaill: Don’t be giving the bots ideas!

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    Feb 7th 2023, 10:05 AM

    They should have called it Skynet for the craic.

    But on a more serious note, I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 10:13 AM

    @Handsome McWonderful: Biggle, Biggle, Right on Buck.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 9:44 AM

    Imagine it! We could get a journal article summarised.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 8:47 AM

    Can’t stop modern tech. from enhancing the world. The possibilities are endless. Imagine what our fore father’s thought of tech advances. Were they worried? Did it stop progression? Imagine a world where modern techs hadn’t helped medical advances for example…

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    Feb 7th 2023, 11:28 AM

    @Thomas Meaney: Kinda ruins graphic design when AI seems to come up with all the possibilities you could ever want.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 7:04 PM

    @Paul Cunningham: Does Graphic Design in general contemporary terms need to be ruined? Yes it does.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 11:02 AM

    We still haven’t figured out how to deal with the massive problems from Facebook etc generally and high speed internet more generally

    Misinformation, polarisation, social isolation, sexual impotence, espionage etc

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    Feb 7th 2023, 1:40 PM

    Is this like Hal the computer in Kubrick’s film ’2001: a Space Odyssey’ deciding to take over from those malleable humans? I’ll be wary. We should all aim to do our own thinking and cultivate our own feelings.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 12:22 PM

    I’ve been using plenty of these AI tools in recent months, ChatGPT, DeepStory, Stable Diffusion, Play.ht ,etc, they are all incredible tools, but people don’t wanna bother learning about how useful they are, they’d rather just reference terminator, which only proves to show how ignorant and uninformed they are.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 1:33 PM

    @Jaymes Moynihan: Such a pity none of the AI software that you’ve been using for months taught you that name calling is childish and the lowest form of intelligence.

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    Feb 9th 2023, 1:14 PM

    @Ann Reddin: He used ChatGPT to make that comment. Didn’t spot that, did you. :)

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    Feb 7th 2023, 9:10 AM

    Great, super, wonderful. Can’t wait to get my hands on it.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 5:56 PM

    No-one should interact with any AI technology as our interactions will only increase its power as it is just learning more and more about us.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 12:29 PM

    The option ‘Nothing at all’ sums it up. Not that I feel nothing at all, but that AI will feel nothing at all, bar it’s algorithms. But same could be said about many humans. But yes, excited, but hopefully apprehensive. Hurry up with the robots so.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 7:17 PM

    The idea of a job will change. Could AI middle manage the HSE? Almost definitely, can AI drive better? yup, but what do we all the do? Maybe do what you’re interested in but then most people aren’t interested in anything. There’s a few theories smashing about, I like Fully Automated Luxury Communism :) https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/07/world-without-work/395294/

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    Feb 9th 2023, 1:12 PM

    @thesaltyurchin: You don’t need “AI” to implement logic.

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    Feb 7th 2023, 7:18 PM

    We’re all doomed, I tell ye…..

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    Feb 7th 2023, 10:54 PM

    New AI is all showy algorithms and snazzy coding. Not like the old days, that was real AI.

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    Feb 9th 2023, 1:11 PM

    @Davis Payne: Right on.

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    Feb 9th 2023, 1:04 PM

    Intelligence, noun.

    1. the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills.
    2. the collection of information of military or political value.

    Artificial, adjective:

    1. made or produced by human beings rather than occurring naturally, especially as a copy of something natural.
    2. insincere or affected.

    One would be forgiven for considering the secondary definition as the primary, these days. But do not fear, even the inimitable John Carmack calls BS on the whole thing, apart from the (above) secondary definitions.

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    Feb 8th 2023, 11:39 AM

    Anything that replaces humans in Jobs, is a no no. A step to far. While these make billions it leaves people vulnerable, just look at last few months in tech sector.

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    Feb 9th 2023, 1:10 PM

    @Colette Byrne: The popular notion that anything artificial could ever conceivably replace something natural, demonstrates the abject materialism and conceitedness of modern thinking.

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