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IF I HAD the money I’d buy…
A car to help me escape the dinosaurs, save the world and get the girl/guy of my dreams. A car with outstanding off-road capabilities that can cope with the Jurassic terrain of the lush jungle of Isla Nublar. I’d buy a Mercedes-Benz GLE.
Why a Mercedes-Benz GLE?
The Mercedes-Benz GLE is a luxurious way to escape any attack by a monstrous Indominus Rex dino and thanks to its sleek coupe shape, you will be well protected from any pterosaurs attacks as they won’t be able to get a good grip.
With its thermatic automatic climate control you and your occupants will be kept super cool even under the most stressful of dino encounters.
If you do find yourself in a situation where an angry escaped ferocious hybrid dino is in pursuit, you can rest assured that the Mercedes-Benz GLE is the safest place you can be thanks to its Pre-Safe system of passive and active features that help to identify critical handling situations in advance and initiate preventive measures for occupant protection in the event of an impending accident.
But sure, look, Chris Pratt will be along shortly to guide you to safety, although you could just turn on the sat-nav and make your way to the resort yourself.
What’s special about this particular one?
This particular model is presented in Obsidian Black Metallic and rolls on 20-inch alloys. It has a full cream leather interior with Calyptus wood running through the dashboard and doors – this will help it blend in with its Jurassic surroundings.
It make your time in the GLE even more enjoyable, this model comes with ambient lighting, heated seats, Bluetooth and a reversing camera.
It has a 3.0-litre V6 diesel engine producing 258hp and a massive 620Nm of torque making for super speedy getaways. It goes on to a dino-beating top speed of 226km/h.
Top help get to grips with the off-road terrain it comes with 4MATIC permanent all-wheel drive and has ABS, ESP and a 4ETS Electronic Traction System.
What does it look like in action?
Go behind-the-scenes of Jurassic World and discover the role the Mercedes-Benz GLE played in the movie.
Who else drives one?
The most famous driver of a Mercedes-Benz GLE Coupe is Claire Dearing - Jurassic World Operations Director - who tears across Isla Nublar in the luxury car trying to save the day.
It costs €86,263. What else could you get for the money?
Looking for another 3.0-litre V6 diesel powered large SUV? For €84,218 you can have this 2017 Audi Q7 in S line trim.
… or if you really want a coupe style SUV, for €85,950 you can have this 2017 BMW X6.
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Where were the flight attendants the whole time Mike was being harassed? If he gets sued he should sue the airline
@thomas walsh: Americans just can’t behave themselves
@John Kelly: true . They really can’t.
@John Kelly: especially on planes. Americans get on planes and they start to act like football fans
@thomas walsh: or, do football fans act like Americans? Anyway, the flight attendants aren’t there to sort that out, the guy with the gun should have been on the scene.
@TomTraubert: Not all planes have that gun
I’d have hit the other guy myself in the same position. Tyson showed remarkable restraint to ignore their behaviour for as long as he did.
Some people deserve a good dig. This gobshyte was one.
No matter how drunk you are, it’s takes a special type of įdiot to try to persistently annoy Mike Tyson like this.
@John Sheahan: Everybody’s got a plan until they get a punch in the mouth. Mike Tyson
Alcohol impairs sensible judgement
@Paul: yep! If he had just had a spliff him and Tyson could be sitting by a pool now, chilling.
Pretty sure he said “ Mike , can’t wait for G.I. Jane 2” and Mike slapped the $hit out of him
@Mark Hannan: except gi Jane was a woman and didn’t have a stüpid face tat.
The guy knew exactly what he was doing provoking Mike Tyson and he’ll be a millionaire by the end of it which is the sad way of these things.
It’s Mike Tyson , what do you expect when you constantly annoy him? He still has that beast mode inside of him, guys lucky he didn’t take an ear!
The pr!ck deserved it
The guy knew exactly what he was doing provoking Mike Tyson and he’ll he
You’d think you’d get less clowns in business class
@The Guru: Enough alcohol will turn anyone into a clown
@thomas walsh: but you just single out the football fans Tommy boy
@John Kelly: I literally just singled out this guy and also agreed with your statement above?? Do you have a reading comprehension problem?
@thomas walsh: ah I know I’m just digging back a bit. Maybe you should just say drunk people can’t behave themselves on the football articles or ‘some football cant…..’ Instead of including all of us because a lot of football fans generally can it’s normally the drunk ones like this American tool on the plane
@John Kelly: I’m only joking around at this point as well. I just don’t understand how you guys get so upset.
@John Kelly: I think we can agree that this drunk is lucky Mike actually held back on him. He could of really damaged him
@thomas walsh: ah I know but it’s still kinda annoying its like calling all Americans brain dead even tho only most of them are :)
@John Kelly: You guys do know I’m not American, don’t you? I just happen to live here as do a lot of Irish
@thomas walsh: I pretty muched guessed that but I think a lot think you are. Plus you live there so that makes you part brain dead American like that guy on the plane. See its not nice being tarred with the same brush Tom. The irony
@John Kelly: Oh not me. Back in my younger days I might of acted up while on the drink. But I’m definitely too old for that now. And I definitely wouldn’t of been messing with Tyson
@thomas walsh: “wouldn’t of been” is so American
Investigating the video or the assault? (I know)
And he didn’t learn his lesson judging by the s tu pi d face afterwards.
Do we take it from the comments here that it’s quite okay for all of us to slap/punch anyone who is annoying us? Mike Tyson is much a much bigger stronger man than the fellow he hit. MT was in no danger from him whereas he drew blood when he hit the irritating passenger.
This was an incident which could have had serious consequences for all on board had it gotten out of hand.
@Siobhan O’Sullivan Morrin: No it would not had any consequences for anyone on board except that g0bsh!t,,,I would feel extremely safe knowing Mike Tyson was on the plane I can assure u
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