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MAKING NEW YEAR’S resolutions is all very well. But let’s be honest: 95 per cent of them will be forgotten by the third week of January. With this in mind, Ciara McDonnell has tried to come up with some parenting resolutions we might just possibly, maybe, in certain cases be able to keep.
My children probably think that my phone is an actual extension of my hand, but in 2018 I resolve to leave it where I can’t get to it when I’m with the children.
My five-year-old bursts into tears every time I break out ‘maybe’ in order to chicken out of yet another one of their outlandish requests. He says that maybe means no, and he’s right. This year, I’m going to woman up and just say no to my kids.
Our children rule our house with iron fists. So much so that a recent comment about a night out caused them to turn into screeching, red-faced monsters who roared “you CAN’T LEAVE US” in our faces until we lay on the floor until they stopped. This year I resolve to smile nonchalantly at them and their babysitter as we sashay out the front door.
I beat myself up on the days that the entire family has spent lounging around in our jim jams, watching movies and eating sandwiches for dinner. I’m going to ignore the guilt this year, because those days are most often the best, and I miss out on enjoying them because of my parental guilt.
I love reading, but I’ve all but given it up since having kids. This year we joined the library, but over the next twelve months I want to introduce the boys to the books that made me fall in love with words.
As the parent who is responsible for all the school runs and clothes and food and all that comes with it, as well as my job, I’m prone to getting extremely narky, usually from 4pm onwards. It’s not my kid’s fault, so this year I am going to try to be nicer. And way less shouty.
It’s OK to promise a packet of Chewits under your breath if it means that you’ll have peace for a few minutes. Sometimes parenting is a war, people, and you have to find ways of dealing with it. If that means breaking out the bribes, then so be it.
I’m getting braver as I get older, and from now on I’m going to call people out when they judge other parents. I can’t bear to see lack of empathy amongst parents, and this year, I won’t be party to it.
Like I’m not talking about going away for weekends once a month. I’m talking about getting eyebrows threaded, and grabbing a coffee with my friends without feeling as though I am letting the whole family down. Which leads me to…
This is the most that we parents can hope for, and this year, I am going to own the fact that my husband and I are doing pretty well. We’ve kept two boys alive and happy for almost seven years. That’s not too shabby, even if I do say so myself!
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Remember it well. Obviously a scam and everyone fell for it
@Mattress Dick: Was asked by an investor my thoughts. Having a degree in engineering with thermodynamics as a specialty told him to keep his money for drink. 2nd Law always prevails. Not the first one I debunked all with same premise, free lunches with energy.
@Mattress Dick:
And now another scam artist wrote a book and is charging €16.99 for the pleasure
Matt Cooper gave the whole thing huge coverage could never understand why.
@Seymour business: everyone has a price
Way to complicated, all they needed do is this: https://i.imgur.com/aeFXrzF.jpg
Any basic understanding of the science told the story, it was just 21st century alchemy. But, then again, fools and their money are very easily parted and so it lasted a short but embarrassing while.
I invested a few quid in it, sure it was chicken feed at the time. Wish I had it now!
@Merlin: Sell your pig in a poke. They are making good money these days.
Coops…pat kenny and a few others were on McCarthy straight away…pretty shameful carry on really…
Was asked by an investor my thoughts. Having a degree in engineering with thermodynamics as a specialty told him to keep his money for drink. 2nd Law always prevails. Not the first one I debunked all with same premise, free lunches with energy.
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