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WE THOUGHT WE’D reached the peak of the doughnut craze. We were wrong.
Ireland has been awash with glazed hunks of sugar for a long time. But they were usually available from supermarkets – five jam ones for a few bob. None of your fancy stuff.
But over the last 18 months or so, it’s become more common to see pop-up doughnut shacks squashed inside your local convenience store.
The hipsters came too, of course.
They brought their vegan cronuts and their artisan coffee – draped their offerings in fair trade golden syrup and charged you half your rent for the trouble. And you paid. My God how you paid. Those Instagram likes were worth the poverty, right?
But, like most other food crazes, we may have thought we had reached peak doughnut in recent months. Shutters were pulled on a number of businesses and we waited for the next big thing – deconstructed burgers where you chop your own lettuce, probably.
Alas, that’s when Krispy Kreme arrived into Blanchardstown in the west of the capital. It offered a 24 hour drive-through. Cue hysteria. Hysteria and very long queues.
The store, which is the first of the chains outlets to open in Ireland, closed at 11pm, but the company also operated a 24-hour drive-through.
Krispy Kreme opened the outlet on Wednesday of last week, with hundreds queuing before 7am on the opening day to place an order.
And they kept on coming. The tailbacks became so severe that the firm’s management had been forced to shut the drive-through last night.
Frequent beeping of car horns at 1am meant that those living in an apartment complex 200 metres away were unable to sleep.
So, in the name of journalistic integrity, TheJournal.ie decided to head down for a look.
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Driving from the office in Dublin city centre at 10.30pm last night the roads were as you’d expect: empty. The Navan Road was a ghost town, save for the odd headlight heading towards the city.
A fork left off and around a roundabout and we’re into Blanchardstown Shopping Centre. This is where things change. The lights, the din, the snaking queue open up in front of me – all mashed together as the pungent smell of sweet baked doughnuts filters through and mixes with the nearby bang of McDonald’s (it’s not a great combo).
It was an almost carnival-like atmosphere. The steady stream of cars arriving, young lads and girls whooping, dads bringing their kids for a treat and the taxi man who finished his shift and wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
A Krispy Kreme staff member made sure that the queue behaved itself and that there was nobody cutting in. Elsewhere, there were glimpses of staff members handing out branded hats, till workers were flat out tapping cards and taking cash. Other staff had to keep the place looking good – a tough task considering the volume of people.
One staff member told us, it had been a “mad house” all week.
“It’s been a mad house for a week. This is probably the quietest I’ve seen it in a long time. There was one night, someone was finishing around 4.30 in the morning and then they saw her in her uniform and then the cars started beeping and the lads started shouting and roaring. You can’t have that when there’s young families around the corner trying to sleep. I completely understand why this is happening.”
So we’re shutting it down for a week to see if they behave themselves – if they don’t then it’ll stay shut.
While down there, we observed a number of young people gathered outside the shop, most without any doughnuts to be seen. A lot of people didn’t want to give their names and admit they were queuing for an hour for a treat at 11pm on a Wednesday night.
But then the lads arrived – two guys from nearby Mulhuddart. George Weah (I think he may have been lying) and Sean Delaney said they’ve been coming down here each night for fun.
Sean, who claimed he was a second year computer science student in DIT, said: “It’s a bit like a house party all the time. People are coming down and having a bit of craic. I can understand why they’re closing earlier than usual but that’s the way it goes. It’s cheaper than going to the pub anyway.”
A taxi driver sitting in the drive-through queue didn’t want to give his name but said he was so intrigued by what was happening that he had to come and check.
“It’s all over the news and I was dropping a lad in here anyway so I said I’d give it a go. I’ve been here a half hour and I say I’ve another half hour ahead of me. I’d get out of the queue and go home now but I can’t move. So I’m here for the foreseeable.”
Security from the Blanchardstown centre was drafted in last night due to Krispy Kreme’s decision to shut the drive-through at 11.30pm yesterday. The guard, arranging his cones to block the entrance to the drive-through, shook his head when asked for a chat.
The trip to Krispy Kreme after dark was strange to say the least. The passion to get doughnuts at an ungodly hour was startling. The shell-shocked faces on the staff as they looked at the seemingly never-ending conveyor belt of hungry and agitated people is still etched on my conscience.
Whipping doughnuts from ovens, precision sugar powdering, glazing away as fast as they could go, their company sergeant barking: “MORE CHOCOLATE DREAMCAKES. HAS ANYONE ANY NUTTY CHOCOLATTA?”
Yes, that’ll stay with me. I didn’t even get a doughnut in the end.
We all thought doughnuts had gone the way of the burrito. We were wrong.
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I think I’d honestly rather have Trump as president than this nutjob.
He’s a well respected lawyer and has brought some useful bills to fruition in his time and got them over the line. He passed through Princeton and Harvard Law too. Seems the evangelicals came out in big numbers and got him over the line.From what I’ve seen of him his religious credentials seem to be all about votes. You’ll recall John McCain becoming a baptist in his republican race, Trump too went off to Church last week.
McCain believed in evolution, this wack job does not. Ergo Moron.
The fact that anyone who doesn’t believe in hard scientific facts can still be taking seriously as a leader by millions of people is testament to the wide-scale ignorance under which many people still live.
In 2016…terrifying.
You’re quite right Fozz. It is indeed the current year.
He absolutely believes in evolution. He just says he doesn’t to appeal to the people who don’t. Every word that comes out of any of theses guys mouths is a lie to get elected. That’s much worse than ignorance.
@the bull
Agreed but so does every politician, which ever colour, in the world
Of the 44 American presidents since the civil war, none have claimed to be president. Strange really when the Pew Religious Landscape survey reported that as of 2014, 22.8% of the U.S. population is religiously unaffiliated, atheists made up 3.1% and agnostics made up 4% of the U.S. population. So 30% of the general population are non – religious. So that’s generally means that almost 1 in 3 American presidents have lied about their beliefs.
That should read “None have claimed to be atheist”. Apologies.
I would never trust a politician who was being backed and financed by a large Corporate interest or lobby. This only makes that politician beholden to them at the expense of the people they are meant to represent. If I was an American citizen I’d investigate which candidate(s) has been bought by a Corporate interest or lobby and not vote them. All you are getting is more of the same – a puppet president not serving the peoples interests. Trump is far from perfect but he has entirely financed his own campaign and I believe that he genuinely puts the considerations of the American people before any corporation or lobby.
Ha ha , now that trump is gone , media are branding cruz as the new nutjob .. you would swear Clinton was the virgin Mary herself
Trump is not gone yet. Please understand the subject before commenting.
I think Reagan lost Iowa too – there is a long way to go yet.
Cruz was ALWAYS branded a nutjob, and a very dangerous one at that ..
Great just what America needs an evangelical nut
I wouldn’t worry about it. The GOP establishment have decided Rubio is their man in the same way Dem establishment have ‘Hill dog’ as their preferred candidate, and given Microsoft are doing the tallying of votes at these caucuses and the company has donated tens of thousands to both of those candidates, I reckon they’ll be running by hook or by crook.
Rubio and Clinton are the same on just about all major issues, particularly foreign intervention, the TPP and immigration. The issues on which they do disagree are cosmetic and of no concern to establishment elites (the likes of the Koch brothers, Goldman Sachs or Hillary’s foreign donors) and amount to shuffling of the deck chairs on the Titanic in the grand scheme of things. Expect media like Buzzfeed, the Guardian, and NRO to put an undue amount of focus on ridiculous and frankly inconsequential topics such as transgender bathrooms, playing up the minor differences to draw attention from their glaring similarities.
In the mean time, expect more idiotic articles about things such as the “BernieBros” as the media attacks any candidate their corporate paymasters may not be able to 100% control.
Enjoy your “choice” America.
It’s really really annoying when people don’t do what you tell them
I didn’t know that -surely thats a conflict of interest? Microsoft is one of Cruz’biggest donors yet got to do the counting!
The Hillary stories are worse. The counts for her vs. Bernie went to coin flips in six different places, and Hillary just happened to win all six. This is beyond a joke.
With what happened to the left wing government in Greece last year, where there was an attempt to stop them holding a referendum as it would be ‘undemocratic’, and what’s happening to the right wing Law and Justice government in Poland, with the EU taking steps to suspend their right to vote in laws and take direct control, I hope people will start to realise it doesn’t matter if you’re “right” or “left”. If you dare to vote outside the narrow postage stamp of ‘Officially Approved Ideologies’(tm), you’re going to get screwed, or your campaign will be snuffed out before it gets off the ground.
It’s not such a new thing to suggest democracy is dead, but I think the real power-brokers have just decided to stop playing ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ with the corpse.
I’m confused if he was born in Calgary how is he eligible exactly? I thought you had to be born in the US or is an american mother enough?
There are still questions over his eligibility to run. His parents’ nationality and the fact that they voted in Canadian elections around the time of Cruz’s birth calls into question his eligibility. It’s all very confusing. And the least worrying thing about Cruz. He’s a nasty little man.
His mother is a US citizen, he was therefore entitled to citizenship.But of course if he is on target to become President there will be a challenge.
Same here john, I am really confused that a Canadian born Cuban-American is running for the president of America and one of his main platforms is anti emigration. I thought you had to be born in the USA to run for president.
He had dual citizenship at one point. Canada and US, so he renounced his Canadian citizenship.
Good point John. That whole ‘you had to be born in one of the 50 states’ was a big thing in the so-called birther movement against Obama. Having an American mam wasn’t enough for those people objecting to Obama, even though it was proven that he was born in the 50 states. But now it’s ok for Cruz cause we KNOW he wasn’t born in the states, but because his mam is American?
the rules state you must be born of the land to run for president. There’s legal challenges to his candidacy which he is keeping under wraps for the moment it seems.
You have to be a ‘natural born’ citizen to run for prez. Opinions differ, but majority of legal eagles agree that as he was a citizen at the time of his birth ( his mother is from U.S. ), he’s qualified, regardless of where he was born.
The criteria isn’t being what they call a natural born US citizen, rather than just a US citizen. The government cleared natural born citizens born in other territories when John McCain (born in the Panama Canal Zone) was questioned and the senate validated his run. Cruz qualifies under the same criteria. We’re not as fussy, as some Americans (i.e. Martin O’Malley) qualify for Irish Citizenship and can run for president here.
The gotcha could most likely be the “natural born citizen” requirement. Most legal scholars agree that means born in the United States. Cruz is arguing that simply being born anywhere with a legal entitlement to citizenship is enough. If it’s challenged, I don’t think he would win.
Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee were the last two winnners of the Republican nomination in Ohio, neither of whom went on to be the nominee for President. Ohio tends to pick the most religious nutter. Despite how the media is trying to spin it, this is not a setback for Trump. He’s going to do a lot better in New Hampshire.
Agree I think trump will win new Hampshire and north Carolina but I think the fact Rubio came a reasonably close third could be significant.
Rubio is who the Democrats fear most and for that reason I believe he will be the candidate
Iowa??
What has Ohio got to do with this?
whoops..Iowa of course…ye knew what i meant!
@ P.J
Agreed, Cruz will likely fall off the way Santorum did in the last campaign. It will likely be a Trump vs Rubio contest. The “establishment” will get behind Rubio now, so will be interesting to see if that’s enough to beat Trump.
If it does come down to trump and Rubio the Establishment’ as you put will be between a rock and a hard place. Do they support Rubio to beat trump but what if he runs as an independent?
The shock here isn’t the support that Cruz got. That was around the level expected. The real story is the amount of supporters that seemed to shift from Trump to Rubio. As you said, the Iowa support tends to go to ‘Mr. God and Jesus’ which isn’t really Rubio’s game.
I think Trump has already publicly stated that he won’t run as an independent if he doesn’t get the nomination…would be hard for him to roll back on that.
Trump has probably gone to far in this primary race to turn around and go independent now
Trump will roll back on anything. He flip flops on plenty of issues almost weekly. At one stage he was non interventionist, then he wanted to ‘bomb the sh*t out of’ people and ‘kill their families’.
If he was to declare open war on the GOP establishment and run independent his supporters would be ecstatic. They’d rather kill the ‘RINO’ or more distastefully ‘cuckservative’ campaign and have another shot at the primaries in 2020 than see Rubio or Cruz win. Remember if the GOP gets the White House, that man will be running again in four years. That wouldn’t suit Trump at all.
@scewmadd
Now I thought I was cynical!
But I’m not saying that you are completely wrong
“Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they’re sure trying to do so, it’s going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can’t and won’t compromise. I know, I’ve tried to deal with them.” -Barry M.Goldweather ,1994.
Be afraid,be very afraid.
#FeelTheBern
#HashtagsAreForTwitter
“I will carpet bomb Isis until the sand glows”
Gospel according to Ted
Trump is not a nutjob. He is very dangerous and while I disagree with almost everything he has to say there is some sense to his extremist views. Cruz, on the other hand, is a complete nutcase.
Hillary v Sanders ……six coin tosses to decide in six areas and Killary won all six……lol…..democracy ? You got to be kidding me….
I live in Alberta 5 months a year and although a Trump fan myself I can assert with all honesty that I haven’t heard a god word about Cruz or a bad word about Trump. Everybody is mystified by yesterday’s Iowa vote.We fully ecpected Trump to win. Cruz wouldn’t have a hope in hell here in Alberta if……..
What does Alberta, Canada have to do with a United States election?
@Mr Hoffman……………..100,000 US citizens live in Calgary.
You must’ve misunderstood his question.
@Guybrush Threepwood……..I ought to have given some background to my original comment. Albertans in general, and Calgarians in particular, are quite like Americans and have in the past considered joining the US. So Cruz having connections to Calgary,Alberta one would imagine strong or some support for him in Alberta. I have not heard any favourable comments for Cruz but Trump definitely turns Albertans on. Too bad about Iowa.
BTW Americans,unlike Irish, can vote in US elections.
A right wing nut job won’t get elected so if the Republicians pick one they’re phucked. Having said that, it’s great to see that the Donald got some feathers pulled in Iowa. He’s gonna be totally plucked in a few weeks. Quack, quack, quackery quackers!
But what if the Democrats pick a socialist?
Rubio the most likely – obvious if you look hard enough.
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