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THE UK HAS lurched from crisis to crisis since the Brexit vote, and this week was no different.
With precious little time left before the UK is due to leave the EU, the already-delayed vote on Theresa May’s Brexit deal was roundly rejected by the House of Commons.
Frantic British politicians are now trying to “save” Brexit, with some ridiculous statements being thrown out at this late stage.
But did people really say these things about Brexit?
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The Hoverboard Scandal of 2015 will be talked about for generations to come. “So did they really go on fire Grandad?” “Yes, Tommy they did, and the worst thing was they didn’t even hover.”
How can something with wheels be a hoverboard??
Morons call them hoverboards. So they’re not really hoverboards – some people are actually just thick morons.
Segways with no handlebars are NOT hoverboards.
Yes, finally someone has cracked it!
THEY ARE ********** N O T ********** HOVERBOARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoverboard
Next time someone calls them hoverboards I’m gonna slap ‘em across the face. When they ask “what was that for?” I’m going to tell them my hand was just ‘hovering’ over their face
I have yet to see one of them actually hoover.
You haven’t seen the Dyson ones…
STOP. CALLING. THEM. HOVERBOARDS!
Apart from the fact that they don’t hover in any way, you’re meant to be journalists and shouldn’t be using slang in your reports?!
Emphasis on “meant to be”.
The Journal isn’t a Journal either. What’s going on!!! Everyone is gone nuts!
If that’s a hoverboard, I’m a vermicious kinit
I have yet to see one of them actually hoover.
Why sell hoverboards that don’t actually hover when they already sell other forms of transport like horses?
Hoverhorse? I’m off to the drawing board…
Nothing ‘hoovers’ as Hoover is a brand name. They vacuum, and Dyson’s do it rather well.
What ????? You mean we put the brick and on the accelator??????…
Pmsl at your comments .take a bow folks .very funny lol.
And yes there will be morons texting while on one and cause serious accident. . But that probably isn’t important
Hopefully they take a few selfies while they’re at it. let natural selection take care of them.
A lot of Bover and it don’t even hover.
They’re called self balance scooters, not hoverboard’s
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