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Are these the most irritating Irish ads ever?

Bertie in the cupboard, awkward RTÉ Guide man, an overexcited chicken fancier: here are our nominees for some badvertising for distinctly Irish products.

YOU PROBABLY have a TV ad that you love to hate – so many, in fact, it might be impossible to choose just one.

So what about narrowing it down to ads to those ads for distinctly Irish products? We don’t really hate all the following ads… but we definitely know people who do. If you have a particular one to include, tell us about it in the comments section.

  • Paul Williams in the fridge, Bertie Ahern in the cupboard – ad or a nightmare? (and yes, that is the lad who doesn’t know what a tracker mortgage is).

via 2010NOTW/Youtube

  • It’s only chicken. Calm down. And stop slamming the oven door.

via McCannDublin/Youtube

  • Again, why is everyone so excited about chicken?

via ILoveIrishChicken/Youtube

  • Unfortunately, we couldn’t get our hands on the Bank of Ireland student saver ad that has the line “train tracks… bitta ching ching, ya know?” but we figure this one is somewhere just behind it on the scale of irritation. You’ve been given a promotion, mate. Cheer up. (Nice soundtrack from Mícheál Ó Súilleabháin though…)

via AlanMcB/Youtube

  • Sorry, RTÉ Guide, we appreciate the sentiment but the sparkly eyes and the awkward male voice changes jar. Also, we keep forgetting that it’s for a TV magazine and not for a brand of biscuits.

via RTÉ/Youtube

  • The next one isn’t for an Irish company but it does feature the most ubiquitous Irish personality on the household services television ad scene. This one isn’t for UPC, it’s for stuff made out of UPVC. That’s very confusing, Craig Doyle.

via EverestTv/Youtube

  • Ditto McDonald’s being an import, but Johnny Logan was definitely only for the Irish market. We’re on the fence about this one but the snippet of script: “Darren’s just dumped me.” “By text?” might push it onto the dark side.

via chetherington/Youtube

  • Some ads are so ‘brilliant’, they cry out for a parody. This one for Autoglass was written by Dave Moore and Dermot Whelan, who now have the drivetime show on 98fm (and yes, the latter is the lad on RTÉ’s Republic of Telly):

via Dublins98/Youtube

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    Mute Fly The Irish Flag
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    May 13th 2012, 9:24 AM

    If it was down to me, harvest what you can & put the rest in a cloth sack, big party (black not permitted), then cremetation & disposal of ashes with a tree planting.

    Ultimately though, Whatever brings peace to those left behind. Not going to make much difference to me.

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    May 13th 2012, 9:36 AM

    That’s pretty much what I’d like…..not sure I’d count on the big party though,how crap if no one showed up hehehehe

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    May 13th 2012, 10:14 AM

    I don’t want to die. Putting it off by mega loading vitamin c 1000mg per day.

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    May 13th 2012, 2:41 PM

    I know it’s a joke, but that’s not a mega dose of vitamin C..
    Humans, guinea pigs, primates and bats are the only mammals who do not produce their own vitamin C. The mammals that do, produce the equivalent of about 10g per day.

    If you overdose on vitamin C it has a laxative effect, it’s called “bowel tolerance”. You get loose bowels, same way you do when you reach bowel tolerance of magnesium (hence why milk of magnesia does such a good job of cleaning you out). Anything up to bowel tolerance is considered healthy.

    That can be anything from 1-10g per day, it all depends on your bowels.. The 60mg RDA is literally the amount you need to not get a deficiency, not the amount you need to detoxify homocysteine or histamine, or to have anti oxidant benefits.

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    Mute Conor Oneill
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    May 13th 2012, 3:10 PM

    No laxative effect if you spread out the dosage. I don’t take all at once. It’s water soluble impossible to over dose. The rda is a joke

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    May 13th 2012, 3:36 PM

    Well, it is a water soluble vitamin..
    Just hope your soluble is sweetener free and has citrus bioflavonoids or else it’s self defeating :)

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    Mute Conor Oneill
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    May 13th 2012, 3:45 PM

    Why?

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    Mute Shanti Om
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    May 13th 2012, 4:19 PM

    Ascorbic acid is only a part of vitamin C. When you take ascorbic acid the body needs to find citrus bioflavonoids (like rutin and hespedrin) in order to be used effectively by the body. Otherwise it’s simply excreted, which can overload the kidneys.

    The sweeteners, well.. Aspartame (aspartic acid and methanol), Sodium Saccharin (coal tar) and sucralose (glucose and chlorine) aren’t exactly the health foods they are made out to be..

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    May 13th 2012, 5:19 PM

    try vitamin D…its been year since I’ve had a cold or flu……yes i’m going to live forever ;-))

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    May 13th 2012, 9:50 AM

    I want to be buried at sea. Well my mother in law always said she’d tap dance on my grave!

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    May 13th 2012, 9:49 AM

    I thought the Funeral was always secondary to the wake. Where everyone the deceased ever knew is crammed into a house with Mountains of Hang sangwidges and cups of tae.

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    May 13th 2012, 10:01 AM

    I don’t want any ceremony. Morgue, crematorium, ashes scattered preferably near a racecourse. No ceremonies, no wake and definitely no religious nonsense of any type.

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    May 13th 2012, 10:14 AM

    I was at a humanist funeral of a friend last year and I have to say it was perfect – a real reflection of who he was with no religious nonsense.

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    May 13th 2012, 11:12 AM

    We need more competition between the funeral parlours. Prices of funerals so are exorbitant one might suspect a cartel arrangement

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    May 13th 2012, 12:02 PM

    There is not much room left in Glassnevin and I hope to be buried there. What I wish writted on my gravestone is This is my new address NO BILLS.

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    May 13th 2012, 9:30 AM

    Always the more green scenic option of the Dublin mountains on the cheap. http://www.UpsetIrelandGangland.com

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    May 13th 2012, 2:17 PM

    No mention of donating your body to science in the article. TCD and The Royal College of Surgeons (possibly others) offer this option.

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    May 13th 2012, 2:42 PM

    Or you can donate yourself to Gunther Van Haagens plastination institute!

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    May 14th 2012, 1:16 AM

    I have filled out the forms to leave my body to the College of Surgeons, which is literally 50 paces from my front door, my kitchen window looks directly at the main entrance of the college on York Street. They wont even need to ring for an ambulance – someone can just run over and get a trolley, and I’ll be still warm when I get there :O)

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    May 13th 2012, 12:25 PM

    Im a funeral clown. I make people happy at funerals. I havn’t done a funeral yet but I hope somebody would want me sometime:) http://www.facebook.com/deadhappyireland. “Like” and “Share” if you would like a Dead Happy Funeral:)

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    May 13th 2012, 10:33 AM

    I think it depends on what way I go. If its sudden and unexpected you can’t control how people would feel. If I knew I was dying like a long term illness have a party celebrate my life go on the lash (again no black)

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    May 13th 2012, 10:44 AM

    Smoking or non smoking,cremated or buried , I’d go for the ashes in space myself,

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    May 13th 2012, 6:31 PM

    When Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek died, he had his ashes launched into orbit aboard a Pegasus rocket. Perfectly poetic!

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    May 13th 2012, 2:44 PM

    I heard someone talking about a “Sky Burial”, where you are basically left out for the animals to feed on, so that your death can contribute to the survival of a wild animal.. Although I’m sure you would need to be deemed safe for consumption!

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    May 13th 2012, 2:08 PM

    What a depressing subject

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