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THE OSCARS ARE about one thing. Honouring excellence in the field of filmmaking.
Actually, the Oscars are about at least two things, and the second that comes to mind is the downright forensic inspection of the fashion or lack thereof that is on show on the red carpet (or in this year’s case, a controversially champagne carpet).
There were plenty of eye-catching looks this year among Hollywood’s beautiful people, but we expect that you’ll be the judge of what worked and what didn’t.
(If you’re interested in our own talent, we gave them their own piece here.)
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Ban Sharks !!! But seriously if you know there’s sharks in the area AND its known for shark attacks AND you decide to go for a swim, well…. goodluck
A man and a shark both hunting in the ocean.
correct
I’m going to write a very short story about the triangular shaped mass on a Sharks back:
Fin.
Swimmer gets bitten by shark in known shark attack area .
If your ever attacked by a crocodile, run in a zig zag fashion thus confusing said crocodile, rendering him harmless.
Stephen
That’s handy to know, if I ever get to figure out how to walk on water.
That’s a life saving tip was for a land attack, but if your ever attacked in water, place a stick vertically in crocodiles jaws, this will prevent croc from closing his massive jaws around your body, thus rendering him harmless and you can go about your business as if nothing happened.
If you dont happen to have a stick of the perfect length to hand at the precise moment of the croc attack, look it in the eyes and shout “BONO” repeatedly. This will terrify the poor creature.
Stephen
And if you don’t have a stick handy, hold your breath, swim to the bottom of the river or lake, sit in an upright position, spread your legs evenly apart, griping your ankles firmly, place your head between your legs, and kiss your a.r.s.e good bye.
any clowns who enters water which is home to crocs deserves to be eaten.
take some of the shite out of your underwear and trow it in crocs face.
That’s a myth and hilarious one too. You’d surely get caught.
Wow I also heard of a farmer escaping a bull attack by hitting it with a stick.
Stick to your day job.
Ok. You should take up spearfishing off the Cape.
Ugh….eye poking….now im up for the shark!
I was thinking the same,I hope the Sharks eye is ok,because you never know where his thumb has been.
You’d have to have a screw loose to spear fish there
I was kayaking there last month
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