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SOME SAY THE news is the first draft of history. Others might think of it as watching pub quiz questions unfold in real-time.
Another week of news has gone by, but how well have you been paying attention? Have you spent the required five daily hours perusing The Journal? Because that’s what you’ll need to get full marks on this quiz. Five hours minimum.
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The monkey knows everything!
@Liam Meade: LoL the monkey is the mastermind behind the operation, monkey see monkey do!!!
@Brian Kelleher: Maybe the Monkey could be trained to do the bidding of the Apes. No window too high that a Monkey can’t get to.
@Brian Kelleher: some monkey business
@Liam Meade: the monkey is the courier, teens in North face tracksuits doing wheelies were becoming a liability
@Liam Meade: cope on its cruel ffs
@Liam Meade: wise monkey…see no evil
@Liam Meade: Was the monkeys uncle rescued as well
@rowan hill: So are sulkies.
@Brian Kelleher: I am delighted the monkey was seized as it is illegal to import a primate, the importation of primates is restricted solely to a body, institute or centre approved by the competent authorities of EU member states. I hope the marmoset will have a good life now and can enjoy living outside of the tiny cruel cage.
Did pavee point request that it wasn’t reported here that it was a halting site that these were found in. RTÉ news mentioned it.
@Alan Murphy: “Settled people do that all the time and there’s no word about it”!
@John Mc Donagh: To be fair I found one for sale in Clare for €50. My brother was mad to get it but his wife was having none of it (he’d just bought chickens without telling her the week before, so he was in the dog house, or chicken coop!)
@ThatGuy: gas…
I came here for the monkey comments
@Sledro: World War Z -2 props?
In any other society people would inform the authorities that a monkey is being kept in a small cage in horrible conditions. But not the travelers just as they shot horses last week and one in foul, bad feeling towards them are brought about by their own actions
@DavidOReilly: foal even…
They’ll be glad to get that off their back.
@Decko Kelly: monkeys glad to have got out of that halting site.
@Decko Kelly: the monkey is turning singing canarie in exchange for no jail time and witness protection
If the monkey is involved he’ll swing for it
@Tom Greaney: they should bring in someone who can speak monkey. We are rich in that talent here
Take the monkey and run.
Speak to the monkey not the organ grinder.
Monkey business
@john: not mention that it was a haulting site that was searched. WHY?
@DavidOReilly: Not a “ culture” issue obviously!
The monkey is getting 5 years for acting the ape!
@Mark Keaty: If that happens he’ll go bananas and peel against the sentence.
That’s just bananas….
the monkey knows everything
What’s the street value of a monkey?
@SilexFlint: 500 quid
So four monkeys then?
What calibre was the monkey, and was there a silencer fitted?
Someone needs to explain to these muppets that the phrase “a chimp with a machine gun” is a satirical description of a dangerous idiot, and *not* a blueprint for how to run an organisation!
@Patrick FitzGerald: reality show “American monkey with a gun” celebs get locked in a maze with a monkey with a loaded gun what could go wrong…
The organ grinder is in custody
Monkey on the banger whacked out the head!
Good boy Mojo, now throw me down the donuts… and the gear…
Wacko Jacko is alive!
The names monkey, drug mule monkey
When you pay peanuts ya know what ya get
Spanking the monkey.
Bet they don’t lock up these Monkies.
What about the Gorilla that owns him
Bet he s going nuts
Monkey See, Monkey Do LOOOOL
Free bubbles
Maybe they were spanking the monkey.
A ” monkey “
One very serious monkey that.
“See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”
One monkey doing 3 jobs:
Delaney comes to mind:
What do you call an angry monkey?
Furious George
Oh Scooby do I want a be like you you you I want snort like you shoot like you do do do
If George the monkey takes a free ride on a train, he’ll be an even bigger media star than Hamish the terrier dog.
Average IQ at the site dropped by 70% after the monkey was removed
I heard they are a Columbian drugs gang, brought the monkey with them to Finglas
The monkey was a member of the bonobo organized crime syndicate
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