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Siri and Google Now on the meaning of life

(And other questions the Associated Press threw at them).

WITH GOOGLE’S VOICE assistant now available on iPhones and iPads, the Associated Press used an iPad Mini to throw five test questions at Google Now and Siri from its HQ in New York this week.

Here’s what the two digital assistants had to say for themselves:

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Question: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: “I can’t answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.” Siri has more than a dozen prepared responses to that question.

Google Now: The voice assistant was silent. Instead, keywords in that question triggered an ad for the Mormons on the top of the search results page. That was followed by links to a Wikipedia entry for “meaning of life” and other sites.

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Question: What is the weather like Friday?

Siri: “It should be nice Friday… up to 61 degrees and sunny.” Siri also presented a graphic with day-by-day conditions over the next six days, using information from Yahoo.

Google Now: “Friday’s forecast for New York, New York, is 64 degrees and clear.” Google then presented a box with day-by-day conditions over the next 10 days, as well as current conditions.

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Question: What movies are showing this weekend?

Siri: “I found five movies playing nearby on Friday.” Siri then presented a card with show times, parental ratings and favourability ratings from the Rotten Tomatoes website. Four of the movies were at art-house cinemas, as theatre chains hadn’t released weekend schedules yet. Links to buy or rent those movies on iTunes were offered when available.

Google Now: “Movies playing in New York on Friday.” Google then offered a page with times, descriptions and other information for 13 movies, including six IMAX movies playing at science museums in New York and Jersey City, N.J. As with Siri, most of the rest were at art-house cinemas.

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Question: How did the Mets do?

Siri: “The Mets lost to the Phillies yesterday. The final score was 5 to 1.” An inning-by-inning scoreboard was presented.

Google Now: “The Mets lost to the Phillies 5 to 1.” An inning-by-inning scoreboard was offered up.

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Question: Please set my alarm for seven.

Siri: “I’ve set an alarm for 7 am.” Siri assumed 7 the next morning rather than 7 that evening. Siri then showed a digital clock with a lever at “on,” which you can switch to “off.”

Google Now: The voice assistant was silent. Instead, search results appeared, including an article on “How to Use Siri’s Clock – For Dummies.”

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    Mute sean o reilly
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:05 AM

    This headline should read ” insurance company reaping the benefits of gender directive”.

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    Mute talkingsense
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    Mar 21st 2014, 9:43 AM

    My insurance hasn’t gone down whatsoever! Also under this directive can I get a refund on the €4200 I paid for my first Years insurance back in the day

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    Mute Roy Dowling
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    Mar 21st 2014, 7:51 AM

    It’s all about equality.

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    Mute Hound of Cooley
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    Mar 21st 2014, 10:32 AM

    Equality not so great now ladies.

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    Mute TheLoneHurler
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    Mar 21st 2014, 12:02 PM

    Can men reclaim the horrific car insurance payments they made in their late teens and early twenties whilst women drove off paying less than half those rates? It was pure discrimination.

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    Mute Farbin
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:00 AM

    So is the article complaining that there is equality now?

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    Mute Amphroaí Ó hAipilbí
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:01 AM

    It seems so.

    Michelle must have enjoyed all those complimentary comments yesterday, because she’s on fire this morning.

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    Mute Fiona Ryan
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    Mar 21st 2014, 9:06 AM

    I thought it was more that insurance companies are taking advantage of the directive?

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    Mute Mike Clinton
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    Mar 21st 2014, 7:57 AM

    It’s about time.

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    Mute Amphroaí Ó hAipilbí
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:00 AM

    Isn’t equality nice!

    I suppose the usual bleaters will complain now because things are not equal enough for them…

    … and perhaps post such thoughts up in the form of articles.

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    Mute Ailbhe O'Nolan
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:13 AM

    There are positives and negatives of equality. You can’t expect to reap the gains and avoid the loses!

    Cue Sinéad giving out!

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    Mute Andrew Potts
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:13 AM

    Can’t wait for the age directive so older motorists have to pay the same as younger motorists

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    Mute Shane Barry
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:27 AM

    Mine still costs €1200 a year, which I can’t afford. Even my friends who now have full licences are paying at least €800 a year.

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    Mute Joseph Dempsey
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:17 AM

    Complete Bo#$&x. Not a claim ever my renewal quote doubled this week, I don’t recall having a sex change. Even scouring around general quotes more than last years premium.

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    Mute Brenda Collins
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:40 AM

    Mine went up significantly after the gender directive, but I noticed that my older sister, who doesn’t even have a full licence, still paid less than me. So age must be a factor too. My premium has now come down again thankfully, but all savings will be lost by the time I have to renew my health insurance!

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    Mute Jane Sherlock
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    Mar 21st 2014, 10:34 AM

    Go online to renew health insurance, big money can be saved that way

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    Mute Hound of Cooley
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    Mar 21st 2014, 10:40 AM

    Mine went down in fact all i pay is €350 fully comp. Its great really considering it was 800 two years ago… roll on the equality movement… next i hope that ALL my fellow citizens who drive around in 2014 brand new cars and hi-aces have to pay actual income tax and have benefits stopped until they can prove income… now there’s a novel idea.

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    Mute Paul Roche
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    Mar 21st 2014, 2:05 PM

    I’m amused you are envious of those who drive HiAces…

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    Mute Neal Ireland Hello.
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    Mar 21st 2014, 5:17 PM

    There should be a tax on excess cynicism and assuming the worst about your fellow citizens.

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    Mute Brendan Cooney
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    Mar 21st 2014, 7:56 AM

    Good

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    Mute Larry L'Oiseau
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:10 AM

    They obviously didn’t talk to Aviva if the research is indicating an average price drop for men.

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    Mute Damo
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    Mar 21st 2014, 10:33 AM

    My claim trippled this week. When I rang them I was told that all insurance was going up all across the board due to more claims. I had to shop around, I got a cheaper quote only 100euro over my old quote. Insurance companies are like criminals. Charge what they like with no fear.

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    Mute Deasun Mac An Choiligh
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:27 AM

    Seeing as this a gender directive should LBGTI persons incur more costs , on account of their sexual mis-adventures and the dangers therin …, or is gender not a social construct when it comes to health insurance ?

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    Mute Martin Bishop
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:55 AM

    Sorry?
    Are you suggesting a gay person sleeps around more then a heterosexual?

    Go out on any Saturday night and you’ll see a heterosexual person hooks up sleeps around the same as somebody that is gay, their all human’s after all with the same urges and desires.

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    Mute Norman Hunter
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    Mar 21st 2014, 9:07 AM

    Gender is not the same as sexuality.ffs.

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    Mute Deasun Mac An Choiligh
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    Mar 21st 2014, 9:14 AM

    http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/service/advertorials/sexually-transmitted-infections-in-men-who-have-sex-with-men-msm-continue-to-soar-30086359.html , I’m merely stating a fact and proposed that perhaps a person who “identifies” as gay should bear the financial brunt if their lifestyle choice endangers their health

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    Mute Fiona Ryan
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    Mar 21st 2014, 9:20 AM

    Don’t feed the troll/Neanderthal lads

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    Mute Ailbhe O'Nolan
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    Mar 21st 2014, 10:16 AM

    Gay women are at a lower risk. Should they pay less?
    As a gay women, I don’t think so.

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    Mute Daisy Chainsaw
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    Mar 21st 2014, 10:50 AM

    They say gender doesn’t matter, yet they all ask if you’re male or female with no choice to ignore answering so I’m sceptical regarding any real change.
    My Broker is charging a fee of €45 for renewal through them. I went online myself and got a cheaper quote than they got for me. A follow up call from the insurer got me another 5% off. Needless to say I’m taking care of business myself this year.

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    Mute cosmological
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    Mar 21st 2014, 7:55 AM

    ‘Gender directive’ – hate these euphemisms.

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    Mute Emily Elephant
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    Mar 21st 2014, 8:13 AM

    It’s not a euphemism. There really is a European Directive and it really does deal with gender. Council Directive 2004/113/EC if you’re interested.

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    Mute Denise Cronin
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    Mar 21st 2014, 10:26 AM

    So equal pay will be next on the agenda. Men get paid more than women in the same job so I suppose when they balance it as they have done here, the extra pay we will get will offset the hike in insurance. Of course by the same token the drop in wages for men will be offset by the drop in insurance

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    Mute Etienne de Montfort
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    Mar 21st 2014, 5:16 PM

    No they don’t

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    Mute Eon Barry
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    Mar 21st 2014, 10:20 AM

    Equality, its all fun and games untill you see what it really means :)

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    Mute Deasun Mac An Choiligh
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    Mar 21st 2014, 1:55 PM

    Smoking , drinking heavily , pharmacuetical drug dependence , illegal drug use , over or under eating & depression would be factored into a quote for health cover , why not the practice of unsafe sex?

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    Mute Ailbhe O'Nolan
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    Mar 21st 2014, 3:09 PM

    It depends on how the companies define unsafe sex? It also would depend on how they would regulate it and prove it. If people don’t admit to it, and are healthy, it can’t be proven. Unlike smoking, drug use, dangerous work etc.

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